I won't answer the poll, because this is a trick question. The way it is worded is confusing and misleading.
The question asked is 'would I mind' - not 'would I do it'.
However, the answer choices seem to be designed for the 'would you do it', not 'would you mind'.
I wonder if everyone knows that.
My answer is yes I would mind/ No, I wouldn't do it. Ever.
It's an automatic turnoff. It doesn't matter how hard I am. When I see it on screen, it's like a bucket of ice cold holy water being thrown at me by my dead grandmother. No dice, buddy. Those who do like it, go on, have a good time. Just don't give me shit for not being into it.