Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Well with the OP's handle I can only surmise that you live in your parents' basement. Show her your basement. Bitches love basements.
girl in class might like me...need advice
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Make a point of always ducking and covering your head when she walks by. It'll be kinda' funny and may open the door for more talking and kidding around.
Get a mutual friend to talk about how big your cock is. She'll definitely want to get into your pants then.
First, go to a gay bar and see if any transsexuals are getting their operation soon. If so, maybe you could obtain the balls that will be snipped. Obviously, you need a pair. go talk to her, don't be discouraged if you get shot down the first time. Play it cool and see what happens. Typing here isn't gonna get you laid or a life.
Now, I have just under 1,200 posts to go til I hit 10,000 so I will end my message to you here. I have a mission (no life or chance of getting laid, but a mission)
Now, I have just under 1,200 posts to go til I hit 10,000 so I will end my message to you here. I have a mission (no life or chance of getting laid, but a mission)
meesterperfect
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what do you think you should do?
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Really it does come down to just sacking up ... faint heart never won fair lady, and even with your woeful history of bunny boilers and assorted sociopaths, unless you start acting like a man and not a boy, you'll never get the girl or boy or ladyboy of your dreams
PirateKing
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I'd say the invitation for sex has expired by now. You blew it.
Sorry if it's too late to reply to this, but I'd like to see what you came up with. It was worth a shot, and I hope you took it.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Yeah he got her. She's now a lampshade in his living room and part of a skin suit.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
If he hasn't had his cock half way down her gullet yet, she doesn't like him. (and by down her gullet, I mean with her alive/not in a torture chamber with her lower jaw removed)
LOL, why are you guys giving him such a hard time? When I created a similar thread, everyone was nice to me with the exception of mrtrebus.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Just a second. I'm gonna check out that thread and open a can o' whoop ass for you.:nanner::nanner: On you.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
Really .. that sounds like a hideous oversight .... can you post a link to the thread so I can leave a witheringly sarcastic post?
Who do you think you are; the world's toughest son of a bitch?
Really .. that sounds like a hideous oversight .... can you post a link to the thread so I can leave a witheringly sarcastic post?
It appears that Johnny here is going to do that himself.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
We're all tough guys on the internet. But I am in real life an actual ass kicker from way back.
LOL be yourself and strike up a conversation with her. Don't be rude or crude. She will give you the buying signs if she is interested.
Don't put her on a pedestal. If you like her make a move; her response will dictate whether you should continue to care or not.
If she's disinterested find someone else, don't slam the door in her face or burn that bridge unless you find something serious in someone else. After all she could change her mind...but don't lose sleep or wait for her.
But I'm getting ahead of myself...she hit you with a piece of paper; it could just mean she's wanting attention, period or she gets wet by littering.
If she's disinterested find someone else, don't slam the door in her face or burn that bridge unless you find something serious in someone else. After all she could change her mind...but don't lose sleep or wait for her.
But I'm getting ahead of myself...she hit you with a piece of paper; it could just mean she's wanting attention, period or she gets wet by littering.
Whoa, my advice was going to be the same as Will E Worm's.
...I'm kind of scared now.
*yoda voice*
you should be.
but seriously dude, if you think she likes you, why not start with small talk, and ask her to get some drinks or hang out sometime. try to figure out what both of you would like to do in common (bars, sports, movies, etc) and try to setup something there. if all goes smoothly, slip her a roofie and have a good old time.
