A Playstation 3, and if she doesnt like it, fuck her!! Keep it for yourself. :thumbsup:
I mean thats who you bought it for in the first place :dunno:
If she likes the present, you're not screwed so long as you do exactly as I say. Okay so she's opened the present, she looks at it and starts crying, saying she loves it blah blah blah you know all that crap.
Right, what you do is remove the machine from the box, and then go to the closet where you have hidden a huge box, one that will fit a huge man inside, now bring it into the room and quickly bring it down over her turn it upside down and tape it closed.
Now run away, dont forget to take the machine with you, if you forget that there's no hope for you.