Germany is the best country in the known universe

Namreg

Banned
it's true.

here are just a few things we invented:
* Airbag
* Aspirin
* Automobile
* Bacteriology
* ****
* C-Leg
* Chipcard
* Computer
* Ecoflex Plastic
* Glider
* Gummi Bear
* Helicopter
* Jet Engine
* MP3 Format
* Nuclear Fission
* Nylon Plug
* Radio-controlled watch
* Record Player
* Scanner
* Small format camera
* Social Legislation
* Tape recorder
* Television
* The Pill
* Theory of Relativity
* Toothpaste
* Twin Elevator
* X-ray technology

the pill may be of special interest to users of this forum (as if you ever had sex with a girl, you damn internet freaks:)), but there's much more. we also invented every type of car engine currently in use (otto, diesel, and wankel), for example.

then there's goethe, beethoven, schiller, wittgenstein, kleist, marx, engels, von clausewitz, nietzsche...

3 world cups (54, 74, and 90), 3 european championships (72, 80, 96), continuing success in motorsports worldwide...

16-year olds are allowed their ****, and prostitution has been legal since the 1920's.

what's not to like? oh, yes, well, there were those 12 years of, uh, shall we say, uh, total crap. but on balance, i think we did pretty well.
 

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