Gamekeeper attacked by hippopotamus.

[Will E Worm]

If there's one thing a hippo doesn't like it's being interrupted while having lunch.
This gamekeeper in Uganda runs for his life after disturbing a hungry beast having its favourite meal of grass.

He fled as the angry three-ton beast - which can outrun a man - charged at him.

The keeper, armed only with a walkie-talkie at the Murchison Falls National Park, somehow managed to escape on this occasion.

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[girk1]

Those things are pretty nasty & luckiliy for him she seem to only want to 'shoo' him away. Heard this someplace before & still find it a bit shocking that Hippos kill more humans than any other wild animal in Africa. :eek:

Would've guessed snakes.

 

[24788]

Hippos are very dangerous people. Oh wait were talking about the animal. They're dangerous too.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

That guy had to run faster than Usain Bolt.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Apparently you can live with bears and lions as some shows on Animal Planet and Discovery show. Whatever station. Either way, you do not see people living with the Hippopotamus for a reason!

 

[Kingfisher]

Heard they are the most dangerous around.

 

[D-rock]

Who could have figured a massive ornery beast with a large mouth that weighs more than twenty times the mass of most people could be dangerous?

 

[Kingfisher]

Who could have figured a massive ornery beast with a large mouth that weighs more than twenty times the mass of most people could be dangerous?

Maybe they're constantly pissed about the tiny ears and that they can't masturbate?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Who could have figured a massive ornery beast with a large mouth that weighs more than twenty times the mass of most people could be dangerous?

Look at Oprah or Rosie O'Donnell. They're both disproportionally large with bowling ball sized teeth and think nothing of eating a full grown man.

 

[Skyraider22]

Damn you see the look in that hippo's eyes:eek: