Game with your nearest book

[lurkingdirk]

Follow the rules. Let's see how your sex life will be!




Yes, it should be "the book nearest to you"

 

[Ace Bandage]

Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro was the closest book to me. The first full sentence on page 45 reads as follows:

"She was alone, pacing slowly, talking under her breath, pointing and directing remarks to an invisible audience in the room."

:wtf:

The next closest book was The Fabric of the Cosmos by Brian Greene. The first full sentence on page 45 reads as follows:

"Light is a lone traveler."

:wtf: :wtf:

 

[StanScratch]

"The Apollo program has been cited by leaders of Japan's fifth generation computer project as a perfect model to illustrate how a focused technological project can yield broad benefits far beyond its own mission accomplishments" from Should the U.S. Federal Government Significantly Increase the Exploration and/or Development of Space Beyond the Earth's Atmosphere, 1984.


Yes! That is exactly how I imagine my sex life!

 

[vodkazvictim]

"A staff" He replied.
My Bible.
Don't laugh, you cunts.

 

[Petra]

If I can do this, maybe I can...open my own buisness...landscape the front yard...redesign the living room...earn a scholarship...makethe Olympic team...be promoted...make a difference in the world.

Huh, guess it's a good thing the Call of Cthulhu rules book wasn't sitting next to me.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

'People with a "strong-denial-of-needs" defence do actually feel less.' :wtf:

I'd like to deny that :uohs:

 

[feller469]

"I actually fell down those stairs, like Alice into the rabbit-hole."

S. King 11/22/63

Sounds like a three-some with Alice Goodwin and her girlfriend.

 

[D-rock]

"The creature appears as a short baboon-like creature with grayish brown fur."

Ummm...I sure hope not.

 

[maildude]

The Onion: Sports--The Ecstasy Of Defeat

"Bill Belichick Drops Off Recent Draft Picks In Middle Of Nowhere, Tells Them To Find Way Back"

 

[squallumz]

expedition to castle ravenloft (dungeons and dragons), page 45.

 

[NECROW666]

mine is

careen v. lean, swerve

yes its a thesaurus

 

[DR. B]

The Earth's two main landmasses, Gondwana and Laurentia, were now moving together.

*gulp... looks like I'm gonna be taking one for the team... twice

 

[TheFreak]

The Story of Eddie Guerrero:

It was humiliating but he knew he had to do it.

 

[jod0565]

What's a book?

 

[Petra]

expedition to castle ravenloft (dungeons and dragons), page 45.

I feel for you...6ft in diameter? :eek:

 

[Supafly]

As the C-130 rolled to a stop, an air ***** ambulance backed itself close to the rear hatch.

From 'The Broker', John Grisham

Oh-Oh, what does the Air ***** want to do around my back???

 

[larss]

" "

The nearest book is my notepad and I have not started writing on page 45 yet.
fml.

 

[BlueBalls]

"The sofa was perfect for ********"

Hard Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World by Haruki Murakami.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I think I found a winner. From A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson:

Whatever mechanism within you is responsible for adrenaline, it has never been so sleek and polished, so keenly poised to pump out a warming squirt of adrenal fluid.

:hatsoff:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think I found a winner. From A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson:



:hatsoff:

That's a mighty good one...