I'd fuck Lois until I was about to explode. I'd then climb into bed and shoot a monsterous blast of baby choad down Meg's throat to prove to her she wasn't gay. Oh never mind! I'd fuck Brian in the ass then I'd sew Meg's mouth shut and kill Lois and the Fatman!
Or I could just do Alexis Texas
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