******* company G-Spirits says ‘every drop’ of their ***** is poured over a model's naked breasts before bottling...
A German ****** company called G-Spirits is promising customers that “every drop” of its line of alcoholic beverages has been poured on the naked breasts of a certified model — with her approval, of course.
The brand sells ***, ******* and *****, necessary for making a truly [NOBABE]dirty martini[/NOBABE]...
For 139 euros (around $180 plus shipping), says the firm, you will find “its unbelievably versatile flavors range from roasted almonds, dried fruit, and toffee, to honey, vanilla, baked apples and cinnamon. Its finish is harmonic, well-balanced, spicy and long-lasting.” The company claims that the stock is limited to a mere 5000 bottles and comes with a certificate, including the original signature of the model and the bottle number, which proves that “every single drop” touched the model’s flesh...
The founders, who say that they are former bartenders, agree that it's worth it to pay such a steep price -- after all it's as close as some will ever get to a model's body. "It's not just the taste which makes you enjoy a ***** fully. Good flavour is the basis, the conveying feeling, the highlight," they say in their mission statement. "However, for us there is nothing more than the erotism of a beautiful woman..."
