In a stunning speach yesterday President Elect Barack Obama has pledged as his first act as President of the United States to personally blow up the UN headquarters in New York and then let as many of his new subjects urinate on the remains of this once great orginisation as many times as they feel they need to.
'The time has come for all of us as one nation to take control of what was once ours and do what is right for the future of our ******** and the United States of America' President Obama said yesterday to rapturous applause in a speech given..........somewhere.
