"Furries" Mom, 45, Accused of Sex with "Furries" Boy, 16

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Haha, that would of been horrible.

I never knew you were into that. Not to be hating or anything, but you don't come off as a gay guy.

TBH, I didn't know many of the guys at my work were gay until they told me.


I'm not a guy. :nono:
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
My fault. I just "assumed" which I probably shouldn't of that you were a guy.

I need to go live in a cave now.

No worries...now you can join the horde frothing at the mouth for a picture.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.


I'm with Teal'c on this one: What???!!! :eek:

So... now I know that Furries are real. I know that Petra is a girl... and not a gay guy! And I know that Petra gets freaked out if you make a move on her with your lion paw to suggest foreplay. Gotcha! :thumbsup:

I've learned so much since being here. :wave:
 
Worse...a guy I was dating thought bringing out the lion paw part of his costume was a good idea during forplay.

Haha, that would of been horrible.

I never knew you were into that. Not to be hating or anything, but you don't come off as a gay guy.

TBH, I didn't know many of the guys at my work were gay until they told me.

I'm not a guy. :nono:

:rofl2::jump:

Is there anyway to nominate this entire exchange for POTW????? My eyes are watering.....
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I'm not a guy. :nono:

It's ok, I'm not much of a guy either. But, I don't have cool boobies to play with like you do. SIGH...yet another negative in the life of ChefChiTown.
 
I've found out about Furries when I went on a trip a few friends to a furry con a few years ago. I think I should of done my research before I left... I got "glomped" by a Tiger :(... I did however meet a girl dressed up as Felicia from Dark Stalkers.

Every time I hear about furries I think about the ATHF episode about them:
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c392181c926301181ea19cea0077

Meatwad: "Your a newbie... i'd start out with the frog or the bumble bee or tadpole... work your way up to the unicorn."

:rofl:
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I remember at 16 I was quite eager to lose it myself but fook you see that woman.....

Id've hit that when I was 16.
If the government had harnessed the immense power of my hormones when I was young, Britain could have had another age of the British empire.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I think I need to make furries against the board rules... :rolleyes:
 
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