Funny Joke

[lefturn]

An Asian woman was trying to exchange yen for dollars
and asked the teller, "Why it change? Yestooday I get two
hunat dollah fo yen - today I get a hunat eighty?"

The teller says, "Fluctuations."

The Asian woman says, "Fluc you white guys too!"

 

[Mark Vleth]

Lol :d

 

[Sutty]

Now that is funny :rofl:

 

[Superfly]

Hillarious dude :1orglaugh

 

[JJzangel]

lol..

 

[Dice]

:rofl2:

 

[jod0565]

Good one, Lefturn.

A lady walked into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

 

[bizkital]

LMAO :rofl2:

 

[carlito montoya]

Good one, Lefturn.

A lady walked into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you had a prescription."

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