Funniest Abstinence slogan ever

[Lifedragon]

I was on the bus today and i saw this slogan for abstinence

"go to fast and it won't last"

like come on is that not the funniest saying ever?

 

[jibbijib]

Fuck that, fast lasts. Cuz you always remember how fast you go when your drivin down the road at more than double the speedlimit on two wheels.

 

[calpoon]

I don't get it.

 

[Will E Worm]

How about this slogan, "Get AIDS from sleeping around then don't whine about it".

Or, any other disease. Take responsibility for yourself.

:tongue:

 

[maildude]

I don't get it.

I think they're saying not to fuck on the first date.

 

[youwanttoshagme]

Says to me;

"Take it slowly.

Don't blurt blurt splurt but kiss, caress and wo her. The, fuck her slowly. It maybe your first time, but you don't want to be labeled a 1 shot wonder do you? All your mates will take the piss!! Even so, at that drunken party, coming out of the bedroom after 30 minutes has far more cred then 30 seconds.

So remember boys and girls, if your going to fuck, have a good fuck."

 

[ChefChiTown]

I think a better slogan for abstinence would be...

"Sex: the quickest way to let her know that you have a small penis"

...might make dudes think twice before they jump into the sack.

 

[squallumz]

I think a better slogan for abstinence would be...

"Sex: the quickest way to let her know that you have a small penis"

...might make dudes think twice before they jump into the sack.

hehehehe

 

[titsrock]

Going along with Chef's line of thinking...how about

"Sex: the quickest way to let her know you are hairy and smelly."