I remember my co worker telling me, he fucked a hole he made in the couch. Me personally I use to fuk my lil sisters big black teddy bear from the back..that stuffed animal was thick, her lil cotton stuffed buttocks use to throw it back really nice.
Fucking weird things when younger?
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When i was younger i never used anything other than my hand.
I never tried fruit and things like watermellon etc
I always found it kind of weird to create holes in things and fuck them, like you didn't get out enough as a child. Fucking your sisters teddy is a pretty weird IMO, especially since she probably slept with it.
I never tried fruit and things like watermellon etc
I always found it kind of weird to create holes in things and fuck them, like you didn't get out enough as a child. Fucking your sisters teddy is a pretty weird IMO, especially since she probably slept with it.
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No, I had a normal childhood.
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To the OP that's fucked up you need help, what's more fucked up is I grew up with a kid in my neighborhood who was like that, we caught him humping his pillow a couple times and we were freaked the fuck out and uncomfortable about the whole thing, dude that's messed up on so many levels, thats just not normal!
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See this is why this country is fucked instead of doing something to contribute to society and make a difference in their lives and for others they are fucking stuffed animals. Don't get me wrong I loooove porn and I love to fuck but in my spare time like a normal human being. This perverted freak of fuckin' nature here makes me sick.
i fucked my moms black leather couch and busted so many nuts up inside that couch that u could say the couch turned into a water bed
I'm not justifying it I just said there was a really great opportunity for a really fucked up joke.
Your digging yourself a deeper hole the more you post in this thread
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A pillow, a mattress, a few hands, the lampshade, a few magazines, a can of whipped cream, a pumpkin, a peach, a large apple, a raspberry, a watermelon, the entire garden, a tree trunk, some curtains at a funeral home, a stuffed ground hog, a 1986 Startling Lineup Nolan Ryan, several baseball hats, the remains of an Indian found in our backyard, the resulting poltergeist. You know, the normal things a lonely boy humps like mad.
I used to bang my pillow all the time. I pretended it was my teacher's ass, lol.
