Fuck Buddy???

All right so I just recently got my first fuck buddy...

So my question to you guys n' gals are what are the usual rules of engagement between fuck buddies?

And just to give you and insight into the situation we are both going away for school in two weeks to different colleges and will be a good 7 hour drive away from each other. And she is my Ex-girlfriend's BEST friend.


Thanks a ton!

- b00mslug
 
Pretty simple...you fuck and there are no other strings attached to the relationship. Who can fuck something that simple up?
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
Pretty simple...you fuck and there are no other strings attached to the relationship. Who can fuck something that simple up?

Even simpler, he's 19. If it breathes and holds still he wants to hump it. Wait. I want to do the same thing! :tongue:
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Dude. Dude. Dude! That's the beauty of it: there are no rules.

But get into an (actual) "friends with benefits" thing, that's where there are rules - assuming you still want to be friends even when one or both is in a relationship. That gets weird. Don't do it (IMHO) - perfect way to fuck up a friendship.

In your case... fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck!
 
Text: u wana fck
Text: ya
Text: b rond in 10 (7 hours in your case ;))

There you go :hatsoff:

Basically what Hot Mega said.
 

jasonk282

Banned
she's horny she calls you, your honry you call her it's thats simple. I had one several years ago, but I screwed it up...........
 
Text: u wana fck
Text: ya
Text: b rond in 10 (7 hours in your case ;))

There you go :hatsoff:

Basically what Hot Mega said.

:thumbsup: hahaha:1orglaugh
 
K.I.S.S. - Keep It Simple Stupid.
and remember it probably won't last long.
general rules,
when it gets to emotional - back off.
I say "When", and not "If", attraction is emotional - (unless your the type that would do a chimp just to get off).
Long distance - plan get togethers.
Limit number of FBs - not just for the risk of VD but conflicts with other FBs (there is always someone that will make it complicated)
If the other person can't follow the general rule - break it off - better to have the company of your hand than get involved with allot of crap.
If your FB should start to get involved with someone, simply let it stop or break it off, if you wait for them to break it off there will be issues.
there are other issues that will pop up.
make a mental list and remember the cardinal rule - keep it simple stupid.
that means no one is so clever that they can figure everything out, there is always something.
 
I had a few over the years and they work out just great as long as the rules are understood from the start.......its just sex when u both want it!
No dating as it just complicated,no getting pissed if they fuck someone else,maybe only meet every few weeks/months depending.
Just fuck and enjoy!!
 
Even simpler, he's 19. If it breathes and holds still he wants to hump it. Wait. I want to do the same thing! :tongue:

Well your always welcomed to join us...just make sure you bring another nice lady friend, some whip cream and condoms and You're set :p
 

Spleen

Banned?
Pretty simple...you fuck and there are no other strings attached to the relationship. Who can fuck something that simple up?

Fuck buddy relationships usually turn sour, it's visible from a mile off. So the answer would be "lots of people can fuck something that simple up".

A response like yours to me that you've never had a fuck buddy.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Usually doesnt end well, if it goes on long enough someone gets attached.
Hell go for it.
 

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
K.I.S.S. - Keep It Simple Stupid.
and remember it probably won't last long.
general rules,
when it gets to emotional - back off.
I say "When", and not "If", attraction is emotional - (unless your the type that would do a chimp just to get off).
Long distance - plan get togethers.
Limit number of FBs - not just for the risk of VD but conflicts with other FBs (there is always someone that will make it complicated)
If the other person can't follow the general rule - break it off - better to have the company of your hand than get involved with allot of crap.
If your FB should start to get involved with someone, simply let it stop or break it off, if you wait for them to break it off there will be issues.
there are other issues that will pop up.
make a mental list and remember the cardinal rule - keep it simple stupid.
that means no one is so clever that they can figure everything out, there is always something.

No pun intended but that is pretty obvious keep it simple no emotional stuff and you will be okay
 
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