Freeones Ten Years From Now

Got a couple more, hopeful they will be as good as the last ones.


Ten Years From Now:


Pitino will finally save enough money to open Belladonna's Dreamland and everything will run smoothly at the park minus Micheal Jackson being Banned4Life and that time that Hotrod deliverd the 10 babies on the rollercoaster while it was upside down but dropped one because of his dusty jacket.

Poggy1 will create his own football team. He will hire and coach ex. Navy SEALS, Army SF and British SAS. No penalties will ever be called on the team because the refs can see the snipers up in the stadium. They will go 200-0 before he is forced to disband the team.

Aces&Jacks will identify every porn star known to man. The following month, he is hired by the NSA and with their computers he indentifies every living person on this planet. He is currently in space identifing the species of the planet Emma came from.

Not to be left out of the Freeones first lady fight, AXXXC will leave the White House to attack Foxy with a steel chair during an interview and they will fued for months. Trying to install peace, Seraphim and Commanduc will interfere, which will then cause AXXXC and Foxy to team up in a steel cage match against the two mods. After a bloody 10 minutes of the worst groin kicking, donkey punching, nail slashing, eye gouging, twitty-twisting, hairdragging, gorefest between the 4, a piece of the moon falls into the arena. The 4 haven't been seen since.

Juballs will get his directing debut when he remakes the Wizard of Oz. He will earn millions since he wont have to pay any of his midgets for acting. They try and sue to get their money, but fail to appear in court because of a very strong chain and Masterlock on the basement door.

9inch will reveal he has been lying to us all along and is truly 18inch. He will start "The Horse" his own porn company.

Om3ga will meet Alpha at a pub one night. They will hit it off and fall deeply in love. Sadly the relationship will end because of too many differences. The irony of it will be that Alpha will end it.

Stek1983 will get a job in Harley's WWE. He will be the in main event at WM32....The Wheelchair match, involving a crippled Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair who is on an artificial respirator.

After loosing to BNF, destroying 1/3 of the moon and causing Antartica to melt Chuck Norris will be disgraced from the Internet. MacGuyver will make a small comeback, but when he accidently forgets to combine the slinkee with the clothes hanger, the 550 cord, the lightbulb, black ink pen, fishing hook, soda can, arrow head, marble, and q-tip, he falls to his death leaving another internet void which shortly after will be filled by VP D-rock, who will then karate chop Bob Seger for writing a song about him and not asking.



Sorry if I have still left you out again, just ask me or PM me if you really want me to predict your future.
 
this thread made me laugh as much as I could... :rofl2:
great posts , all of them are nominated for the POTW :thumbsup:
 
In 10 years from now.....

FreeOnes himself will have the whole entertainment world in his portfolio.With at least one picture set of anybody you have heard of or even haven't.

BNF will have defeated Chuck Norris by delivering the death move "The Beard Shave" to claim the title as the Ultimate Mod of the World.

Comanduc,Death Blooms will form their own army to try to bring peace to the world.Only to be taken to war by Juballs and his army of midgets,hired by McRocket who master plan is to take over the world as he no longer agrees with the rules.

4G63 will have started his own peace movement,to worship "Grey Rep".

Asian Knight will have set up a training school to future bodyguards.

Harley will have his own wrestling company,that has grown bigger than the WWE and bought Vince out.He then gives Vince a job as toilet cleaner and the rest of the McMahons as food venders at the events.

Stek will have made enough money to buy Manchester United.But will first have to decide if Wayne Rooney should be made manager after they've been relegated to the Championship.

Aces&Jacks will have his own site just to ID women for the would will a small charge of a Dollar for each one.Making him one of the riches people in the world.

Om3ga will have married Miss Sinclair and they will be happily running a model agency for big naturally breasted women.

Nightfly mean while will be voted to be the next president of the United States of America.His first act as this is to ban all colours except blue for typing on the internet.

Jod will still be posting on Freeones and will have his own collection of clones of every pornstar he likes to be his servants.

DrDeath and KittyKat will now have there own hospital, that baffles the police as to why no one ever comes out alive.Even if they only went into visit a sick friend.

Foxy will have finally stopped stalking D-Rock as she now has him chain up in her dungeon of love.

Seraphim having done his 10 years of guiding lost souls on freeones will get the ultimate promotion to "God"

9inch will still be out drowning his sorrows, as France was found guilty of fielding a illegal cyborg in the World Cup 2006.He failed to come off the pitch after France won the final 100 - 0 against Brazil.It turned out his cheep batteries had run out of power.

Tunsty finally gets his dream job as the controller of the BBC.Every show screened is to be a comedy written by him,including the news.

aggglos21 and Civickiller have bought the celebrity section of the board.As they have plans to turn it into there own personal gallery of their favourite celebs.

AxxxC gets into deep debate with a newbie that has gone on for five years in the same thread.Neither of them can remember how it started but AxxxC is still giving thousands of links to prove his point.

AFA,Darkman and anker are now in a contest to see who can post 100 million links to babes first.

The new mod squad for freeones of Roberto,RogueWolf,Icer,Jacksson,jdb67 and new super mod Pinto with Roald the now administrator are in deep discussion as to who should get to run the review section of the board.They finally give it to Brianelka as they see a lack of silicone sites in there.

As for me,I have finally caught up with Lucy and getting my own private lingerie modeling shows every night.(Damn the alarm just woke me up as Lucy was about to drop that bra.:1orglaugh )


This is all ment in jest and sorry if I hurt anyones feelings.
Also sorry if I missed anyone out.
 
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Wow, after all the long thought out post I have written on here in the past I never would have thought that this would end up being my most successful post ever. :1orglaugh I'm glad everybody enjoyed it so.

I tried to get to everybody, but if I didn't get to you it was either because of

1. I felt like I didn't know you well enough to make an appropriate line up on the list.

Even more likely was....

2. I thought and thought and couldn't come up with anything good for you and I decided it was better to put nothing down than do it half assed.

3. You were Asian Knight whom I had something made up for, but when I reread everything and double-checking some things, I forgot about before I got back down at the end of the list. Here is his line I had for him

Asian Knight - Asian Knight strangely disappears a few years before this. Mysteriously, the "Great Ninja" makes his first appearance around that time and then travels the world defending good people everywhere.

Thanks everybody, I never knew you would like it this much.
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Still waiting to see my name somewhere in there, but funny nonetheless ! :D
 
One of the best thread seen during my short presence. But I will bump it from time to time to have further comments. Waiting for BNF & Seraphim to put in their comments.
 
D-rock said:
...Robertodiaz – will have everybody’s rep mapped out thought the entire world.
That is all I could think of…
It's the 3rd March 2016 at 10:00 GMT, there is no more jungle in the Amazon, many more animal species are extinct now, and in a lonely room, somewhere in South America and using and Abacus we can see this scene:

Eureka, I finally got it, the total list of every world rep.....



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just a few..

Freeones - Has transcended the physical world and has become a ethereal cyber-being..able to travel along beams of light and electronic data streams
BNF- Has become 'Ultra high mega-mod and uber ruler' of the newly recognised state of Freeonesia and is author of the bestselling book of all-time 'How to avoid having sand kicked in your face by a supermodel'
Juballs- Having worked tirelessly on breaking the midget genome, he then successfully crosses a midget with a dictionary and creates a creature that is never lost for smalltalk.
Asianxxxchick - Due to years of long-winded typing, arthritis has finally taken it's toll and she now restricts her replies to a mere 17 paragraphs.
Foxycougar - Has drastic plastic surgery to graft some fairy wings and a halo onto her.. thus completing the next phase of human evolution.
Chewy - Will dramatically re-appear and announce that he's been in a galaxy far, far away.
Nightfly - Now finds himself in a position of agreeing with anything that is said...decides to retire and open a school for newbies..
lessons include 'How to search' , 'What questions NOT to ask' and 'Where's a scantily clad nurse when you need one?'
jod0565 - Has lost his entire rep total in the great board crash of 2011..spends his time begging for the occasional rep-point from newbies.
Seraphim - starts a website called 'Board members reunited' - where former board members get together and talk about how much better it was in the old days.
Hotrod11inches - Reappears and declares that he has been celibate for over ten....minutes and has just delivered Anna Kournikovas 18th child during the Wimbledon tennis final.
Tunsty - Finally realizes that his jokes were never that funny and all the good rep he ever got was part of a board 'in-joke' that he never got.
 

Ax3C

Banned
@ tunsty:

Absolutely (OW!) fucking (Christ, my hand is cramping!!! Do something, people!) hilarious!!! :rofl: :rofl:

I prefer "well-written"!!! LMGDFAO :D :hatsoff:
 

4G63

Closed Account
In ten years from now Freeones will be a real place and we will teleport there with our Personal Teleport Assistants. We'll all finally be able to argue face-to-face. There will be no survivors.
 
4G63 eternal struggle for the shinning light of zero gray rep is still around 200 as the forces or green and red rep collide in his direction.

Hotrod11inches finishes his autobiography titled, "How I Had Sex With Every Woman, Kicked Chuck Norris' Ass, Delivered 300,000 Babies, Became a Astronaut, and Found the Cure For Cancer All in One Year". To prove the book is authentic it will come with a light coating of dust on the cover. His reward isn't what he expects as the world gives Tunsty a preemptive pardon to go after him with a pipe wrench.

Emma gets kicked out of the navy for using language that is too foul.

For some reason unknown to the public BNF names the first car model his corporation produces the “Gisele". It will run of sexy thoughts and your testosterone level.

After a crafty plan executed to perfection Juballs takes over Area 51 and learns something shocking, midgets are aliens from another planet. After stealing a spaceship he makes his way to the planet Midgania and becomes its ruler thus increasing his power even more. Then he waits and plots, mhahahahaha ahahaahah...

Dr.Death runs the most successful stop smoking campaign in history. His graphic commercials scare kids so much they never even thing of touching the stuff ever again.

The Foxy “The Rep Fairy” Cougar club violates the laws of reality when it now contains 160% of the universes population.

Hedgehog will run the important political debates in this country. He will make it a new format. Normal people will be able to ask the questions. In addition each candidate or political office holder will be required to strap a band of electrodes around their head. Whenever they lie or try to dance around the question to be deceptive, he will make an excruciating jolt of pain will flow through them for 10 seconds. Once they get up they will then be reasked the question.

Robertodiaz will team up with the gorilla in his avatar. Legends will speak of a person that rides on the back of a gorilla to save the rainforest. It is like Big Foot, it is never confirmed, but stories will come out every once in a while and pictures of the gorilla flipping people off will show up every now and then to make people wonder. Eventually nobody risk going into the rainforest to harm it anymore because of the myths.
 
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LOL..actually Glad to see this thread that I created did not totally flop...Thanks to all for Contributuing....

Ten Years from Now

BNF: after saving the planet while fighting crime in Galaxies far far away for the 6th time he decides to Buy Vicotrias Secrets and now owns all the Models

Tunsty-Makes the Funniest Joke ever that nothing will ever be funny again

D-rock...wins world Body Building Championship...award now now as D-rock taking over the Mr.Universe old name

NightFly and Asianxxxchick---join forces and discover the truth to every answer in the Universe and even some up with the answer to everything.

Poggy1....after scoring the winning goal in the 2014 world cup of soccer, joins Liverpool makes them the most successful team in history

Seraphaim-- Goes back to the name of Colonel creates a freeones Bootcamp for noob that they must pass to enter the worlds most elite forum--freeones

Roald---still has the greatest Avatar

Spiceworld...Legally changes to name earth to Spice's World

Om3ga---Finally gets and sues the name Omega---and gets it his

Jod0565---Will have some much rep that he will now be known as the Rep-King and will have his own logo ( R! ) that he will be known as the member formerly know as Jod05065 just his new logo ( R! )

Foxycougar- Posts a picture of herself on the interent...web gets so many hits thats she is now the worlds most desired woman

Thats all for now...I'll add more later
 
Death_blooms08 said:
...Tomorrow while mapping out Rep points RobertoDiaz will get bored and start screwing around with Pi (π) and will work on it for the next 10 years until he finally finds the final number, and now with a God like intelligence will then work on a time machine to get the last 10years of his life back...

As a result of a friend's challenge, this Pie poem is also a "pi poem."
The number of letters in each line corresponds to a digit in the number pi, up to 35 decimal places.

by Lorreen Pelletier


Pie.
I
like
a
peach
blueberry
or
banana
cream
and
lemon
meringue
raspberry
rhubarb
mincemeat
pie
in
sky
apple a la
mode
cherry
or
humble
shoo
fly
pie
mulberry
mud
or
pumpkin
chocolate
pecan

oh
ruin your
appetite

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lmao
 
Civickiller80 said:
Roald---still has the greatest Avatar

:nanner: :nanner: :nanner: :nanner:

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