FreeOnes Real World.

[STDiva]

You know the tv show Real World. If not...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Real_World

If FreeOnes members were to start a show similar to The Real World, who would you want to watch for an entire season? Surely out of the hundreds of thousands of members here we can find 10 or so interesting people.

Right?

My vote....besides myself (because every show needs an unattractive drunk to make a fool of himself) Will E Worm. :tongue: He'd have to be there. He's the ying to everybody elses yang. He'd create controversy and it's not like he'd get banned, so I think he'd take his shtick to a whole different level. Maybe even crucify somebody. And if we're going to have Will, we need BoothBabe. Them two go together like coffee and soy sauce. That's television I'd like to see.

Who would you want to see? Find out if BlueBalls' balls are actually blue? See Andronicus slip even deeper into depression when another one of his teams fail? Jagger, so we could bump hip hop all day long. Send him into a fit of rage. Watch Whimsy sit in a corner and fap to Shane Dies...I mean Kimmy Teen pics. Would any of the mods carry their power into the house with them and abuse it??? Would anybody really get along at all? :dunno:

If anything, I'd watch this show just for the inevitable gay sex.

Who would YOU want to watch?

 

[fingers_bob]

Great Idea!!

I like the names you have on the List so far. I'll add Roald? :bowdown:

 

[STDiva]

Lurkingdirk won't be on the show, but he'll make appearances. He'll be that guy peering into the window at night. Or that strange reflection in the mirror. Or when the phone rings, and all you hear is breathing/crying on the other end, thats dirk.

 

[Fairchild]

Well, if we really want to make crappy TV like that, why not go all out and get Baconsalt in there?
It would ensure a certain "crazy factor". And perhaps manslaughter.

 

[BlueBalls]

I'm game, the Promise of 'inevitable gay sex' is all I needed to hear. :nanner:

 

[Jack Davenport]

I think this thread has potential. Diva does his best work when he is sloshed.

 

[mr google]

You can't put Will E Worm :tongue: in there on his own. :eek: Boothbabe would kill him with an extra large black strap on. So you gotta have :georges:

 

[Mayhem]

Any openings for a multi-talented, pseudo-intellectual borderline alcoholic with abandonment and approval issues?

 

[STDiva]

You can't put Will E Worm :tongue: in there on his own. :eek: Boothbabe would kill him with an extra large black strap on. So you gotta have :georges:

Is this flaming?

 

[BlueBalls]

Is this flaming?

Yes. It has been reported. :nono:

:tongue:

 

[STDiva]

Well, if we really want to make crappy TV like that, why not go all out and get Baconsalt in there?
It would ensure a certain "crazy factor". And perhaps manslaughter.

At first I thought this would make for good tv, but then I realized that at some point in the show, each person will be shit on, or fed shit. Now I think this would make for great tv.

I'm game, the promise of 'inevitable gay sex' is all I needed to hear. :nanner:

That's all it takes? Like stealing candy from a baby.

I think this thread has potential. Diva does his best work when he is sloshed.

I'm sober brah. Get into it.

Any openings for a multi-talented, pseudo-intellectual borderline alcoholic with abandonment and approval issues?

I don't see why not. What exactly are your talents? The arts? Handyman? Felatio?

 

[ed007]

:hatsoff::hatsoff::hatsoff:

You could also have a music room but you can't select your own tunes. So image hanging out with Jagger after he'd spent a few hours listening to Rap music.

:rofl:

 

[thebear247]

petra , roald , stdiva , blueballs , DOA , willie worm , skyraider cus u need a nice guy on the show lol , maleonetwo , Andronicus Ry and gunslingingbird
5 memebers and 5 mods that would make for a good real world road rules challenge too

 

[Ace Bandage]

If Whimsy was in there, I'd beat him senseless within the first week just because. And I don't get depressed when my teams lose, I get angry. In retrospect, I should have chosen better teams to root for. I'd probably drink less alcohol that way.

And you don't want to put any female members in there with me, unless you want to hear me banging 'em all night. It won't even matter if they're straight or not once I turn the charm on...

That's right, I could get Boothy or Hilly if I wanted to.

(Is there any way to make sure they don't read this?)

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

Somebody needs to be the lone black person outcasted from the rest of the group just because of their race and beliefs.

 

[Galactic]

Chef would have to be in that group too.....someone needs to cook for those fools.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Could I........could I be the cowboy?

 

[ThatRedWing]

I disqualify myself for having too much sense. Plus my good looks and wit would overshadow everyone else. Although the inevitable gay sex is an enticing prospect. Jagger and I could just blast some old school "outlaw" tunes just to piss off the rap guys. I could alienate everyone by pointing out their hypocricy.

Wait... pissing people off and inevitable gay sex... fuck it I'm in.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

STDiva -- the drunk, crazy, no shame one.

BlueBalls -- the gay one.

Will E. and Hellraiser -- the Bobbsey Twins who argue constantly and always getting threatened to leave the house. Often inciting arguments within the house.

AndronicusRy -- the always pissed off and angry one. In other words, the pissed off douchebag of the show. Or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnVv3Rgj6Ww&feature=related

JohnnyStyro -- resident ladies man, douchebag, always tanning, going to the gym, obnoxious. Popping collars. Imposing his will on others because he thinks he is so cool his ways are right and everyone should follow.

Roald -- He will be the house whipped bitch. The straight shooter. The one that wants to always follow the rules. He will get repeated calls from Petra who will only be demeaning him over the phone, emasculating him, and he will run to his room crying. Because, well, he's the bitch of the house who follows the rules and somewhere along the line in puberty he stopped growing a spine and, well, is the whipped bitch.

Blue Countach -- he will only make appearances when someone gets on his shitlist. Fuck him. He gets little camera time.

~~Whimsy~~ -- The one who comes up with crazy ideas, gets in trouble, pulling pranks, showing the house new and interesting things that will either freak them out, shock them, and/or arouse them. BlueBalls will try to have his way with him countless times.

Hillhopper -- She will be the laid back cool one. Always showing us "over the hill" shots of herself and her girlfriends. :nanner:

 

[ed007]

You need a couple of folks who seem quite normal when they arrive but are driven mad within a week: StanScratch, Gordar

A house is not a home without GregCentauro.:lovecoupl

Spleen could be the resident Hannibal Lecter

And TrueTranssexual could be perfect as a special friend for BlueBalls. :shy: