You can say anything you like,
but you can't touch the merchandise.
She'll give you every pennies worth,
but it will cost you a dollar first.
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Well she moved down here at the age of eighteen,
She blew the boys away; was more than they'd seen.
I was introduced and we both started groovin'
She said, "I dig you, baby, but I got to keep movin' - on.
Keep movin' on."
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Couple ignores the doctor's advice during her pregnancy... she smokes. they drink. she doesn't take vitamins.
She goes into labor 2 weeks early, and they rush to the hospital where the on call obstetrician takes the case and has to deal with the husband's overbearing 'get him out, get him out now, c'mon, doc, get my boy out, he's ready... Gotta gem him out now, doc,' and the woman pretending to push when they tell her to do so, and begging constantly for 'something for the pain.'
it's a first pregnancy so the labor is prolonged, but they're so needy the poor OB doc can't even get out of the room to check on other patients.
Finally, nearing the end of his shift, the sun peeking through the window, mom screams and truly pushes... the head crowns, the shoulders rotate through, dad crows 'there's my boy!' Baby is out, nurses slap warm towels into the doc's hand to help keep it warm and clean it off...
Doc looks... blinks... looks again... checks back to where the cord runs back into the new mom.
"Oh my God," he murmurs, "This child has no penis." The room goes still...
What's the diagnosis?
back in 5 or so.