Freaky Friday

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Oh, this is going to hurt, dear friend, but unfortunatly for you I'm not a shemale. :shy: :D :thumbsup:
You're still too ugly for me. And I don't even think looks are the most important. o_O

I know he is, but he's not a pervert like you are. :thumbsup:
What a difference that make, don't you agree? :D :rofl2:
Why am I a pervert? Because I love Briana more than you? Because I appreciate her pics more than you? Or because I want to suck her toes until I sucked the paint off her nails? :nono:

Look into the mirror to see a creepy old perv! :throwup:
 
You're still too ugly for me. And I don't even think looks are the most important. o_O
You have no idea how happy you make me by saying that. Now the only one left in danger for you to attack must be Dirk then. :D


Why am I a pervert?
You seriously don't know that? :shocked:
Because I love Briana more than you? Because I appreciate her pics more than you? Or because I want to suck her toes until I sucked the paint off her nails? :nono:
Off course not. First, You don't love her more then I do. Second, I don't see Briana as a lust object to suck on as you do. :facepalm:
Real reason why you are a pervert? Because you hope to find a cock between her legs, and I'm very sorry to tell you this in the most direct way, but she is not a shemale.
There, I said it. All interest lost in her, so now I can keep her completely for me. :elaugh:

Look into the mirror to see a creepy old perv! :throwup:
Just did, didn't see one. I knew that was going to be the outcome though... You weren't in the room while I looked into the mirror. :rofl2: :thefinger
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Now the only one left in danger for you to attack must be Dirk then. :D
Dirk. :lovecoupl


Off course not. First, You don't love her more then I do. Second, I don't see Briana as a lust object to suck on as you do. :facepalm:
LIAR!


Real reason why you are a pervert? Because you hope to find a cock between her legs, and I'm very sorry to tell you this in the most direct way, but she is not a shemale.
Maybe I hope to find MY cock between her legs sometime. That's all! And as long as I don't find your little pecker between her legs (and you know this is never going to happen), I'm happy!


Just did, didn't see one.
Oh you don't even notice yourself in the mirror anymore, because you're so old and creepy! :shocked: :(
 
Dirk. :lovecoupl
I knew it :facepalm:
Auch! The truth hurts, I see. :D
Maybe I hope to find MY cock between her legs sometime. That's all! And as long as I don't find your little pecker between her legs (and you know this is never going to happen), I'm happy!
That's going to remain a wet dream I have to admit. But then again, you can't your little pecker between her leggs, because you have none. :rofl2:
Oh you don't even notice yourself in the mirror anymore, because you're so old and creepy! :shocked: :(
Oh! You wanted me to see my own reflection? Be clear then next time, I was looking for a pervert like you. :thumbup: No, when I see my own reflection, I'm very happy with what I see, someone Brianna could easily fall in love with. :D
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
Yeah it's my fault...Suuuuure! :rolleyes:

I would never touch your Belgian girlfriend/wife/whatsoever!

Briana told you to leave me alone! So what you think who's closer to her? :cool:
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
I can always massage her feet (and other body parts) after a hard day at school! I will pamper her like she deserves and needs it.

What do you have to offer?
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
You see? Living in your own perfect sick world again. No, sweetheart, that means it's non of your business. ;)
Not my business huh? That means it must be reaaally creepy. :uohs:


Don't you dare to kiss my lovely lady, you moron. :cussing:
You keep that nasty tongue of yours in your filthy mouth. :mad:
Pff I made you a nice offer and you start being offensive again. :thumbsdown:

Like the soup nazi would say: "No Briana for you!"

I will keep my tongue in my mouth when I suck her toes again! :drool2:
 
Not my business huh? That means it must be reaaally creepy. :uohs:
I promised Briana not to tell. So maybe you should ask her. ;)



Pff I made you a nice offer and you start being offensive again. :thumbsdown:

Like the soup nazi would say: "No Briana for you!"

I will keep my tongue in my mouth when I suck her toes again! :drool2:
"Again"... as if. My Briana would never ever cheat on me, so keep your lies to yourself.
smiley_tongue.gif
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
My Briana would never ever cheat on me
Right, she won't ever be with you, because she doesn't want to cheat on you! She's too nice.

If you can live with that excuse. :o

If you want we can act like that's the excuse why she is with me instead of you! (Even if we know that's not the reason.)
 
Right, she won't ever be with you, because she doesn't want to cheat on you! She's too nice.

If you can life with that excuse. :o

If you want we can act like that's the excuse why she is with me instead of you! (Even if we know that's not the reason.)
Maybe you should stop drinking, mate. My life is not an excuse, nor is hers I have to add.
We love each other. :lovecoupl
And there's nothing you can do about it. :D
 
Top