For the ladies.

[Hard Guy]

Is that how you sweet talk your mom to get her in the mood?

Well it seemed to work on YOUR mom last night. Anything will do when your piss ass drunk. But do me a favor OK? Tell your mom she better douche. TWICE!!!! That pussy staaaank !!!!

 

[L3ggy]

 

[Shifty]

Well it seemed to work on YOUR mom last night. Anything will do when your piss ass drunk. But do me a favor OK? Tell your mom she better douche. TWICE!!!! That pussy staaaank !!!!

Would you mind giving her a lift to the Pharmacy?

 

[Hard Guy]

This thread has turned hilarious, good work.

Well thank you again BigCockTony.

 

[Hard Guy]

Would you mind giving her a lift to the Pharmacy?

Sorry pal I don't own a fork lift.

 

[24 Grams]

Would you mind giving her a lift to the Pharmacy?

Probably. This is assuming "YOUR mom" is code for "MY mom" and "Pharmacy" is code for "Porn studio".

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm seriously wondering if your mom is getting her warts treated. I'm not coming over again until she does.

 

[dirtylittleholly]

I found a pic of his mom, everyone!!

:eeew:

 

[Jack Davenport]

on top of being an incestuous perv you are also a necrophiliac. Nice.

 

[Caroluv]

I was just wondering which male pornstar you find the hottest. Who would you most like to get fucked by? My mom thinks Billy Glide is gorgeous. Who turns you on ?[/QUOTi

Billy Glide is hot! Can't tell you how many times I have imagined lying on my back, my legs up over his shoulders and his beautiful big cock buried deep in my pussy. His balls slap my ass with each thrust as I gaze into his eyes as he pumps me silly!! I'm getting weak in the knees thinking about it.
Your mother has good taste.

 

[Caroluv]

I know its already been said but this is fucked up!

Hey BigCock Tony, how big is it ?

 

[grower_boy]

Damn, I believed it all along. I need to stop being so gullible.

 

[Mr.Swine]

wow this thread is hilarious and ridiculous at the same time

 

[Ike Stain]

I still don't see what's so weird about sitting down and watching some porn with your mom. I thought everybody did this.

 

[caprica]

lmao @ this thread!

in regards to male porn stars... um... i've seen very few that i thought were cute & the ones i thought were cute, i have no clue who they were, because the films were foreign & i couldn't read the credits (and the films didn't have credits)... so there ya go. good looking guys in porn is a bit of a joke. i mean.. they're better than they were in the 70's, but haven't seen any that were really my cup of tea. then again, i mainly watch lesbian porn.. intentionally to avoid looking at guys i find unattractive having sex with women i find attractive... so....

in regards to girls.. i love jayden jaymes. hate her tattoos, but think she's really sexy.

 

[Shifty]

I was just wondering which male pornstar you find the hottest. Who would you most like to get fucked by? My mom thinks Billy Glide is gorgeous. Who turns you on ?[/QUOTi

Billy Glide is hot! Can't tell you how many times I have imagined lying on my back, my legs up over his shoulders and his beautiful big cock buried deep in my pussy. His balls slap my ass with each thrust as I gaze into his eyes as he pumps me silly!! I'm getting weak in the knees thinking about it.
Your mother has good taste.

Well hello Ms. Hard Guy! I saw you in another thread and I wasn't certain that the two of you were related.

Now I have no doubt! :hatsoff:

Psst ... By the way, I think your chauffeur has a thing for massive dongs. :eek: