For the ladies.

[Hard Guy]

You're sexy when you're angry. Does mommy ever tell you that?

Can I call you mommy? Cuz I'm gonna show you who your daddy is baby.

 

[BlueBalls]

Can I call you mommy? Cuz I'm gonna show you who your daddy is baby.

Awww, don't get mad honey. I'm sure your mommy will be home soon. She'll kiss all that butt hurt away.

 

[Hard Guy]

Hey BlueBalls you ever have armpit sex? You ever get your pits pumped hard? Cuz that is what I am expecting on our date. So shave em nice and smooth and get your Secret deodorant on cuz I'm gonna glaze your pits up real good mommy!

 

[BlueBalls]

 

[Hard Guy]

Left ya speechless huh BlueBalls? Listen baby gimme your # I'll call ya and we can make this happen sweetheart.

 

[BlueBalls]

Keep digging that hole, son. You're making mommy ever so proud.

 

[DR. B]

How many times have you jerked off to your mother Hard Guy? You sick fuck.... Wow you're the coolest incestrous son out there, "Look everyone, I'm driving my mom to a porn shoot to get fucked!!!" "How cool is that?" "I support my mother 100% cause I'm hoping she hooks me up with pornstars and I can't wait to tell them that I drive my mom to her porn shoots."

LOL!!!!

 

[Hard Guy]

Keep digging that hole, son. You're making mommy ever so proud.

Oh I'm gonna keep digging your hole alright babe.

 

[BlueBalls]

Ah... the old Oedipus complex rears its ugly head once again.

Keep jerkin' it for mommy, honey. I'm sure some day she'll show you as much attention as she did those guys she brought back from the bar every other night.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Oh I'm gonna keep digging your hole alright babe.

I can tell you from experience that you should stick with your mother's holes. BlueBalls has the aids, gonorrhea, syphilis, and several types of warts.

Your mom just has the warts. You can treat that.

 

[Hard Guy]

How many times have you jerked off to your mother Hard Guy? You sick fuck.... Wow you're the coolest incestrous son out there, "Look everyone, I'm driving my mom to a porn shoot to get fucked!!!" "How cool is that?" "I support my mother 100% cause I'm hoping she hooks me up with pornstars and I can't wait to tell them that I drive my mom to her porn shoots."

LOL!!!!

Wow I think I sense a little jelousy there buddy. Look don't hate me cuz my mom is hot and your mom looks like a female Bigfoot. Some of us are born rich. Some of us are born good looking. Unfortunately you were born to a female Sasquatch. Sorry bro.

 

[L3ggy]

Sasquatch could be good looking, ever thought of that?

 

[24 Grams]

Hard Guy, quit being the "hard guy" and let it go.

I was just messin wid ya, and I'm sure everyone else is too. Like I said:

Wrong place to ask...forums like these are dominated by men...

Also the Oedipus complex is more interesting.

So, unless you posts pics lets end it here huh?

 

[Hard Guy]

I know everyone is just messing around, myself included. Anyone who believes I actually drove my mom to a porn shoot is nuts. Just fuckin' around to see what kind of responses I would get. It was fun while it lasted. Thanks guys.
But seriously BlueBalls gimme a call. You turn me on baby.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

^^Liar.

 

[Hard Guy]

^^Liar.

Yeah you got me. I am lying. BlueBalls doesn't really turn me on.

 

[Jack Davenport]

N*gga you ain't hard!

 

[Hard Guy]

N*gga you ain't hard!

Bend over and I'll show you how hard I am.
N*GGA.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Is that how you sweet talk your mom to get her in the mood?

 

[BCT]

This thread has turned hilarious, good work.