For a Million Dollars would you...

no way. I think chef would thou? lol

...freefall from 25,000 feet, until you hit 500 feet to pull the ripcord?
 
Nope! No sense in making a million if I'm going to die 500 feet later!

For a million dollars, would you chop three of your fingers off via lawnmower blades?
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I would try, but I'd probably end up fucking her thigh-fat instead.

Take a piece of paper and give yourself a papercut on your peehole?
 

Spleen

Banned?
Fuck no

Get the word Spleen tattooed on your arse
 
Hell no......

Would you let someone put a cockroach in your mother's vagina?
 
yep... you know this is for a million dollars right?

Would you go to ground zero and hold up a sign that say's I support the taliban?
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Would I have to invent the country IraK first? (Yes, I would).

...eat a piece of pizza that has been sitting on the floor of a NY subway station for a full year without ever getting picked up?
 
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