fml today...

[brodkill]

i mailed my insurance claim form, but i forgot to sign it...fml

 

[DOA82]

We are meant to care for what reason exactly?

 

[turtle825]

boo hoo

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Wouldn't it be a shame if your house burnt down?

 

[PirateKing]

Doh!

 

[rock hard]

Wouldn't it be a shame if your house burnt down?

:nono: Plasma...put those matches down!! naughty naughty :nono:

:tongue:

 

[BlueBalls]

Is suicide still an option?

If so, I say take that option. You'll be better off because of it.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Is suicide still an option?

If so, I say take that option. You'll be better off because of it.

Kill yourself, and leave your family with nothing but grief and sticky porn magazines because you don't have life insurance. :thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

Kill yourself, and leave your family with nothing but grief and sticky porn magazines because you don't have life insurance. :thumbsup:

Only a true man goes out this way. Other people who may be dependant on you do not matter, what matters is your own peace and sense of well being in the moments leading up to the event.

This is the only way my friend. Ayn Rand demands it!

 

[PirateKing]

Only a true man goes out this way. Other people who may be dependant on you do not matter, what matters is your own peace and sense of well being in the moments leading up to the event.

You think so?

Phew! What a relief....

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think you should try to break into the post office tonight. Yeah, totally worth it. Break into the post office, then, for good measure, burn it down too. Better leave a couple bodies in there too, if you don't want it to look suspicious.

 

[cartman24]

Well, that sucks.

 

[ArabJames]

Well, that sucks.

took my line

 

[jod0565]

I think you should try to break into the post office tonight. Yeah, totally worth it. Break into the post office, then, for good measure, burn it down too. Better leave a couple bodies in there too, if you don't want it to look suspicious.

That's "going postal", isn't it?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Suicide isn't just an option, I'm afraid it's your only option. Find a tall bridge and practice your swan dives.

 

[lurkingdirk]

That's "going postal", isn't it?

:yesyes:

 

[turtle825]

 

[biomech]

Waaaaaah. Whatever.