FlyingWallaby's Highly Inaccurate FreeOnes-Only Final Round Vote Counter

bobjustbob

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Nice to see you here BobNotBob, we miss our pig trotters recipes on the forum.......do you have any new ones?

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Summer is coming so I will submit my Jellied Pigs Feet recipe onto your cookery forum. This is served cold and very easy to prepare. Very refreshing.

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Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
Funny that YOU, someone who's been paid to do boy girl porn according to your own Journal, is taking a cheap shot on here. I've been voting for you everyday in Adult model and am seriously disappointed you would even think of hurting someone elses chances. I'm glad I saw your post about this here, someone being self righteous like this with her own skeletons in the closet dosen't deserve my vote any more, but really noone needs to go to Petra to fuck your chances up either, that's a very fucked up way to be.


Excerpts from Harley's journal....

Early the next day, my co-star arrived. I developed an instant attraction for him. “How much do guys get paid for this?” Peering at me through the rear view mirror with a smile, he responded, “Don’t worry about it.” Okay…

I had 3 shoots lined up for the day. First was out back of some guy’s expensive house on a blanket with my first co-star, Mike. While we were waiting for Joe to get the camera ready, he held me in his arms to keep me warm. It was May, so it was still a little chilly outside. Once the camera was all set to go, we began with an exchange of oral and I lied down on my back for him to get on top, which he happily did. “Mike! Come on, what are you doing? This is porn!” He looked at Joe and nodded, raising to his knees so the camera could get a good view of the action. The video went well enough despite my nerves. The only thing I had trouble with was dirty talk. “Say something!” I was speechless, so he stopped the camera. “Tell him how good he tastes; tell him how much you want him.” Reluctantly, I managed to utter, “Fuck me.”

The second shoot took place in a graveyard, beginning in Joe's car. He was my second co-star. I was to pretend I was his girlfriend. After a discussion in the front seat, we proceeded outside for a blow job, and we finished the video with various positions on the hood of his car in a driveway. It wasn’t so bad, but it felt awkward because Mike was recording on a separate camera and snapping pictures. I had a crush on him, I didn’t want to be fucking Joe. No one had ever watched me have sex before, let alone someone I was attracted to.
"My next trip went just about the same, but different scenes. One was a threesome, dressed up as a school girl with pig tails, with Joe and Mike. It wasn’t as fantastic as I’d hoped. Another was a hand job/blow job video with another guy, which went horribly. I was dressed up in a translucent red skirt and pink fairy wings, holding a wand. The man was married and kept checking his phone every chance he got. After failed attempts to get hard, Joe gave him a Viagra and retreated to another room while he stroked himself and stared at me. Joe wasn’t happy, but for once it wasn’t because of me, it was due to the guy’s lack of “talent”. Another of the videos was a girl/girl shoot, in which we did absolutely everything from kissing to using a double dildo.

The third trip I made didn't go so smoothly. I had more escort work to do than videos, which I disliked more than porn. One guy seemed like he was inspecting me, pulling back me hair to fancy my ears and staring at my body before having his way with me. Another guy was very nice, but it was awkward because he requested 2 hours of time, 1 of which was spent cuddling on his couch to watch TV. "

Let's play nice, I'm pretty sure you are the only one in that catagory who was paid to do porn with other guys.

I did ask about that before I entered the category. When I registered, I left a message about it (there was a box to enter comments), saying that I wasn't sure if I qualified for Best Adult Model because I had done boy/girl porn 3 years ago. Under a different name. I haven't done boy/girl porn in 3 years. Clearly I still qualified, as they put me through in that category. If Petra, Roald, Anders, or any other mod had felt that because I did boy/girl 3 years ago disqualifies me for that category, they wouldn't have put me through.

What I was pointing out was that there was a girl that I noticed in Round 1 that had a current boy/girl video. 3 years vs. the present are two completely different things. If there have been or are any girls that have done boy/girl in the past that are in the Adult Model category, I wouldn't have a problem with it. This is the Miss FreeOnes 2012 contest, not the Miss FreeOnes 2009 contest.

So don't go calling me self righteous and saying it's a fucked up way to be. I did stand up and admit my own past before entering that category. I'm not going to be hypocritical about it, I'm going to be 100% honest and if I feel like I might not deserve something or qualify for something, I will be more than willing to speak up about it.

Don't go around making assumptions when you don't know all the facts.
 

Harley Spencer

Official Checked Star Member
Not sure if you were not supposed to never have shot hardcore b/g to be in the Best Adult Newcomer. I'm sure there are people that briefly shot it and then gave it up. That would be a good question to ask Petra, Roald, Regina or Anders.

It's in the description in the Best Adult Model category. That the girls in that category don't shoot b/g porn.
 
It's in the description in the Best Adult Model category. That the girls in that category don't shoot b/g porn.

Everyone has to make a living and everyone goes through changes in their lives. When you get people who testify that they NEVER did NUTHIN to NOBODY, than you find them in the stalls in the mens rooms at airports in Colorado. And protesting loudly that Gay Marriage is sinful.
Olympics is supposed to be for amateur status athletes. But how many amateur status basketball players play for teams in ANY countries today?
If you aren't doing hardcore b/g sex at the time the contest starts, and you aren't doing it at the time it ends, and in good faith, you had decided not to (not just for the contest), than unless someone can PROVE someone was violating that good faith, they should probably keep their mouths shut.
Oh yeah, don't get me started. So I should probably try to keep my mouths shut too.

I don't know how "adult model" is defined specifically, but Harley is a wonderful model, so I'm basing everything on that: Modeling.
I don't agree with Sabrina about how she categorizes herself as a model, I think she's excellent, but I also think she's smart and good hearted so that goes a long way in the race for humanity.
 
Okay, most of you that are discussing this are fairly new ie weren't here for the first two contests. So I'll try to illuminate as best I remember and hope that if I mess up some of the details, someone can help me out.
But in the first contest there weren't any categories at all. And the ladies that didn't do hard core were shut out of the final and I believe only 2 or 3 even made the 2nd round at all.
To try and fix this Freeones created the category of Adult Model to give the softcore ladies a place of their own. To the best of my recollection the standard was Never been in a scene (had sex) with a man, actor or otherwise.
Clearly this isn't the case now, whether it was before or not. Not to take anything away from Harley or Mandy, but I wish this was still the standard because then we wouldn't be having this discussion now.
And as Freeones plays fast and loose with the rules, the integrity of the contest suffers. But in my opinion, the integrity is not in great shape now.
 

Mandy Flores

Official Checked Star Member
Okay, most of you that are discussing this are fairly new ie weren't here for the first two contests. So I'll try to illuminate as best I remember and hope that if I mess up some of the details, someone can help me out.
But in the first contest there weren't any categories at all. And the ladies that didn't do hard core were shut out of the final and I believe only 2 or 3 even made the 2nd round at all.
To try and fix this Freeones created the category of Adult Model to give the softcore ladies a place of their own. To the best of my recollection the standard was Never been in a scene (had sex) with a man, actor or otherwise.
Clearly this isn't the case now, whether it was before or not. Not to take anything away from Harley or Mandy, but I wish this was still the standard because then we wouldn't be having this discussion now.
And as Freeones plays fast and loose with the rules, the integrity of the contest suffers. But in my opinion, the integrity is not in great shape now.

Well another problem with that idea is that there probably isn't a single girl in the catagory that hasn't had sex taped by her boyfriend! You really can't disqualify someone because of it, but I must admit that I do sell those, and understand that is a line that proably should disqualify, getting money for it, which is a moot point for me now that I'm not in the running anymore :)
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Well another problem with that idea is that there probably isn't a single girl in the catagory that hasn't had sex taped by her boyfriend! You really can't disqualify someone because of it, but I must admit that I do sell those, and understand that is a line that proably should disqualify, getting money for it, which is a moot point for me now that I'm not in the running anymore :)

I taped it with a girlfriend and it was very popular ..
 

Lolita_Borgia

Official Checked Star Member
I think Mr Wallabys on a secret mission to uncover the lurking mysteries of the Miss Freeones competition... he will return soon with an epic revelation!

My not so much predictions but certainly my preferences... :kitty:

Miss Freeones ~ Miss Hybrid

Miss Euro Babe ~ Miss Hybrid

Best Adult Model ~ Ariel Rebel

Best Newcomer ~ Harley Spencer

Best OCSM ~ Jane Burgess

Im going to be pretty damn happy with whatever ranking I get in the Best Newcomers category as all this is completely unexpected... naturally the higher the place the more celebrating there will be *hehe* xXx :partysml:
 
Attention please, attention please.

MIA (Missing in Action):
- Mr. Wallaby
- a.k.a. FlyingWallaby
- presumed Species = Human
- presumed Gender = Male
- presumed Age = 33 Solar Years
- Member at FreeOnes - since June 14th 2008
- Activity on the Boards - 1'400+ posts
- presumed Country of Residence = Australia
- Creator of - awesome Threads regarding the Miss FreeOnes Competition over the various Editions
- Last public post - on the 2nd of May, 2012 at 13:46 GMT
- Last seen - at a Computer in Australia, logging in to FreeOnes on the 3rd of May, at 22:03 GMT

If you happen to see Mr. Wallaby, please return him to this Thread. Be careful, being a FlyingWallaby he might be startled if you approach him to quickly and take to flight. If he presents signs of confusion, be nice to him.

Further information on the Wallaby in general:
- A wallaby is any of about thirty species of macropod (Family Macropodidae). It is an informal designation generally used for any macropod that is smaller than a kangaroo or wallaroo that has not been given some other name. Macropods are marsupials.
- Although in the past carnivorous kangaroos have existed, todays known existing species are all herbivorous.
- Wallabies face several threats. Wild dogs, Foxes, and feral Cats are among the predators Wallabies face.
- Humans also pose a significant threat to Wallabies due to increased interaction. Many wallabies have been involved in vehicular accidents as they often feed near roads and urban areas.
- A wallaby utilizes its powerful hind legs to fend off predators. Their powerful legs are not only used for bounding at high speeds and jumping great heights, but can also be used to administer powerful kicks to potential predators.
- Wallabies are widely distributed across Australia, particularly in more remote, heavily timbered, or rugged areas, less so on the great semi-arid plains that are better suited to the larger, leaner, and more fleet-footed kangaroos.
- They also can be found at the island of New Guinea.

The biped-humanoid Mr. Wallaby is presumed to have his chosen habitat in, around, or near the Town of Whyalla, South Australia.




:pimpdaddy
 
Okay, most of you that are discussing this are fairly new ie weren't here for the first two contests. So I'll try to illuminate as best I remember and hope that if I mess up some of the details, someone can help me out.
But in the first contest there weren't any categories at all. And the ladies that didn't do hard core were shut out of the final and I believe only 2 or 3 even made the 2nd round at all.
To try and fix this Freeones created the category of Adult Model to give the softcore ladies a place of their own. To the best of my recollection the standard was Never been in a scene (had sex) with a man, actor or otherwise.
Clearly this isn't the case now, whether it was before or not. Not to take anything away from Harley or Mandy, but I wish this was still the standard because then we wouldn't be having this discussion now.
And as Freeones plays fast and loose with the rules, the integrity of the contest suffers. But in my opinion, the integrity is not in great shape now.

OK. I'm discussing and I'm new. When we talk about Integrity, are we talking about building a country, or a website that's supposed to be kinda fun?
Yeah, for girls who win and girls who don't, the idea of winning money is an incentive, but you can make that money working at an office somewhere. And never see the light of day. Since being nasty and showing all the goodies and joking about it, isn't the same as drafting an imperfect Constitution, probably the girls who have the most fun with doing things, are probably the ones who do the best. So having fun and doing something that is supposed to BE fun, and not worrying too much about it, probably is the best criteria.
Thank you Freeones for adding categories so more girls can get a shot at winning something. And thank you for having a place for people to go with all this, and thank you for putting a forum where everyone can take shots at someone without getting their ass kicked. And thank you for everyone who's kinda cool with all this. . . . . hopefully some perspective on all this.
 
Bloody hell.....I'm 1,450k's south of woop woop when the gulahs come out! :1orglaugh I'll be back in a day, 2 at the most.


Theres an old saying "People is glass houses shouldn't throw stones"

Look mate, you're swimming with the sharks here. If you've got an issue with how the contest is held, please start a thread about it and discuss it with Petra. I've done that before, and she's very helpful and more than willing to listen. Please don't come onto one of my threads and start this sort of thing.


Best Adult Model: Harley Spencer
Best Newcomer: Harley Spencer
Best OCMS: Sabrina Deep
Is a voter a Board Member? I doubt it. But trying to help you out here anyway. . . .

Not necessarily. A voter doesn't have to be a board member, and technically, board members don't have to vote. With this thread, we're just trying to get an idea of how how board members vote, and who is the board members' choice for the Miss FreeOnes categories.


FW, you haven't done your normal round 3 have you...got bored and gone?

Miss Hybrid

No worries, I've not gone off. I sent you a message.


I think Mr Wallabys on a secret mission to uncover the lurking mysteries of the Miss Freeones competition... he will return soon with an epic revelation!

My not so much predictions but certainly my preferences... :kitty:

Miss Freeones ~ Miss Hybrid

Miss Euro Babe ~ Miss Hybrid

Best Adult Model ~ Ariel Rebel

Best Newcomer ~ Harley Spencer

Best OCSM ~ Jane Burgess

Im going to be pretty damn happy with whatever ranking I get in the Best Newcomers category as all this is completely unexpected... naturally the higher the place the more celebrating there will be *hehe* xXx :partysml:


Wow...you've broken out the military uniform. :lovecoupl I would post my preferences, but I think they're already established. As for my revelation, well, I'm still working on it. I'm missing posting though....


Attention please, attention please.

MIA (Missing in Action):
- Mr. Wallaby
- a.k.a. FlyingWallaby
- presumed Species = Human
- presumed Gender = Male
- presumed Age = 33 Solar Years
- Member at FreeOnes - since June 14th 2008
- Activity on the Boards - 1'400+ posts
- presumed Country of Residence = Australia
- Creator of - awesome Threads regarding the Miss FreeOnes Competition over the various Editions
- Last public post - on the 2nd of May, 2012 at 13:46 GMT
- Last seen - at a Computer in Australia, logging in to FreeOnes on the 3rd of May, at 22:03 GMT

If you happen to see Mr. Wallaby, please return him to this Thread. Be careful, being a FlyingWallaby he might be startled if you approach him to quickly and take to flight. If he presents signs of confusion, be nice to him.

Further information on the Wallaby in general:
- A wallaby is any of about thirty species of macropod (Family Macropodidae). It is an informal designation generally used for any macropod that is smaller than a kangaroo or wallaroo that has not been given some other name. Macropods are marsupials.
- Although in the past carnivorous kangaroos have existed, todays known existing species are all herbivorous.
- Wallabies face several threats. Wild dogs, Foxes, and feral Cats are among the predators Wallabies face.
- Humans also pose a significant threat to Wallabies due to increased interaction. Many wallabies have been involved in vehicular accidents as they often feed near roads and urban areas.
- A wallaby utilizes its powerful hind legs to fend off predators. Their powerful legs are not only used for bounding at high speeds and jumping great heights, but can also be used to administer powerful kicks to potential predators.
- Wallabies are widely distributed across Australia, particularly in more remote, heavily timbered, or rugged areas, less so on the great semi-arid plains that are better suited to the larger, leaner, and more fleet-footed kangaroos.
- They also can be found at the island of New Guinea.

The biped-humanoid Mr. Wallaby is presumed to have his chosen habitat in, around, or near the Town of Whyalla, South Australia.




:pimpdaddy


Presumed? hahahaha Also, what if he always presents signs of confusion? I will say though, humans do pose a threat and feeding at the roads and urban areas can be dangerous, especially at Macca's and Hungry Jack's.





My Votes for the Past 2 Days


Miss FreeOnes


2 votes for Miss Hybrid


Newcomer

2 votes for Lolita Borgia (naturally)


OCSM

1 vote for Miss Hybrid
1 vote for Jane Burgess






:thumbsup:
-The Flying Wallaby
 
Ass always, Miss Hybrd gets a stiff thrust from me.....and again and again, just to be sure my sack is emptied on a daily basis :drool2:
 

Lolita_Borgia

Official Checked Star Member
Bloody hell.....I'm 1,450k's south of woop woop when the gulahs come out! :1orglaugh I'll be back in a day, 2 at the most.

Look mate, you're swimming with the sharks here. If you've got an issue with how the contest is held, please start a thread about it and discuss it with Petra. I've done that before, and she's very helpful and more than willing to listen. Please don't come onto one of my threads and start this sort of thing.

*hehe* & if the sharks dont get you maybe this will.... (watch the clip below ~ I was gobsmacked when I 1st seen it!)



My Votes for the Past 2 Days


Miss FreeOnes


2 votes for Miss Hybrid


Newcomer

2 votes for Lolita Borgia (naturally)


OCSM

1 vote for Miss Hybrid
1 vote for Jane Burgess






:thumbsup:
-The Flying Wallaby

Glad your back with us Mr Wallaby!!! *kisses* for the votes & an awesome thread with sharks xXx :lips:
 
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