FleshLight?

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Re: FleshLight

Don't get it stuck! Going to the local emergency room to have it removed would only be too embarrassing!:1orglaugh

LOL! Not only your reply.. but imagine if it did get stuck.. when they take it off, your nut goes splish-splashing out all over the Doc! har har!
 
Re: FleshLight

I've always wondered about it.....but I have to ask, or at least wonder....how do you clean the damn thing?
 
Re: FleshLight

lol....those things are odd to me
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Re: FleshLight

lol....those things are odd to me

What, did you order the "WEIRD PUSSY" Fleshlight that has like, ten holes? *rimshot!*

Heh.. sorry I just came from that topic. Dammit I'm tired. Later, brothers! Happy FLighting! (FleshLighting)
 
Re: FleshLight

What, did you order the "WEIRD PUSSY" Fleshlight that has like, ten holes? *rimshot!*

Heh.. sorry I just came from that topic. Dammit I'm tired. Later, brothers! Happy FLighting! (FleshLighting)

LOL.... good one mate! :D :1orglaugh :thumbsup:


fleshlight would be my last resort... if everything fails....
 
Re: FleshLight

What, did you order the "WEIRD PUSSY" Fleshlight that has like, ten holes? *rimshot!*

Heh.. sorry I just came from that topic. Dammit I'm tired. Later, brothers! Happy FLighting! (FleshLighting)

You know...that's an interesting suggestion. I mean, the fleshlight comes in all these colors and stuff right? Why not make a mature version and/or a street-worn crack whore version?
 

member006

Closed Account
Re: fleshlight

Welcome to FreeOnes.

At the bottom of this page now you will find many threads about this very subject.

At the top in the darker grayish blue you will see "Profile FAQ Members List Calendar New Posts Search Quick Links Log Out "

Its a lot easier to avoid this and to navigate if you take time to familiarize yourself with the site a bit. Just look around and see all the tools how they work and check out the different forums. Read FAQ's and this thoroughly.

http://board.freeones.com/announcement.php?f=5

Again, welcome to the board.

LL:angels:
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Re: fleshlight

Welcome to FreeOnes.

At the bottom of this page now you will find many threads about this very subject.

At the top in the darker grayish blue you will see "Profile FAQ Members List Calendar New Posts Search Quick Links Log Out "

Its a lot easier to avoid this and to navigate if you take time to familiarize yourself with the site a bit. Just look around and see all the tools how they work and check out the different forums. Read FAQ's and this thoroughly.

http://board.freeones.com/announcement.php?f=5

Again, welcome to the board.

LL:angels:

Do you feel the slightest bit of rage at this repeat topic? ;)

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As for answering the topic.. I have one. I've used it daily since I got it. It's beautiful. It has a name. It is.. wonderful. Get it. Enjoy it.
 

member006

Closed Account
Re: fleshlight

Do you feel the slightest bit of rage at this repeat topic? ;)

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As for answering the topic.. I have one. I've used it daily since I got it. It's beautiful. It has a name. It is.. wonderful. Get it. Enjoy it.

No rage, I just sigh deeply and try to guide. Just call me GPS. lol

On topic. He brags on it all the time. He is :lovecoupl, since finding out it doesn't talk back. Won't give up the name though. :dunno:

LL:angels:
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Re: fleshlight

Even tho it has lips, it speaks naught! It doesnt mind if I just ..for once.. sit and drink a brew and enjoy myself. Most importantly, it doesnt find the most awkward time to have a deep, meaningful conversation about.. whatever shade of makeup it has on. GAAAHH!!
 
I actually once thought about buying one just for the hell of it, and then I thought about the cleaning process involved and since then I've had no such thoughts about buying one again.

that's kind of the same reason I turn away from it. when the wife is being particularly prudish I usually start considering one again.
 
I don't get this bump? Over a year old and yet another new Fleshlight thread halfway down the first page?

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=115602

On topic, I can't really say yay or nay. I have a custom built in model I'm quite happy with.

LL

You're kidding right? The guy that started that thread was basically told to use one of the other related threads. Some of you folks are way too anal about the dupe thread thing. If it bothers you that much ask a mod to combine them all. Or better yet... ignore them.
 

member006

Closed Account
You're kidding right? The guy that started that thread was basically told to use one of the other related threads. Some of you folks are way too anal about the dupe thread thing. If it bothers you that much ask a mod to combine them all. Or better yet... ignore them.

Do I look like I was kidding? I posted what I wanted to say. Damn who pissed in your Wheaties? If you want to spend your time looking five pages back to bump something that's on the front page I certainly don't care. On the same hand, I don't care to waste my time daily having to read it or the ten others just like it. Take your own advice, you need to ignore my post, how about that? Maybe though somebody that reads it will get the jest. I simply was making a point.

Have a good day. :hatsoff:

LL:angels:
 

bigbadbrody

Banned
I used a Flashlight once, A seagull flew into a transformer and I had no power for a 24 hours. I really recommend them because they help out a lot when the power goes out. Just make sure that you have fresh batteries
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Do I look like I was kidding? I posted what I wanted to say. Damn who pissed in your Wheaties? If you want to spend your time looking five pages back to bump something that's on the front page I certainly don't care. On the same hand, I don't care to waste my time daily having to read it or the ten others just like it. Take your own advice, you need to ignore my post, how about that? Maybe though somebody that reads it will get the jest. I simply was making a point.

Have a good day. :hatsoff:

LL:angels:

I got it! :wave2:
 
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