Finish the Sentence

[Montrealman]

...go in th area I was told to go to.

Then, ....

 

[drdeath67]

I covered my self in tattoos and piercings so I could....

 

[Montrealman]

...feel free and original.

So I was checking through one of those Tattoo mags, the ones with all those people who have tattoos, then looked at a few people walking on the street who had tattoos. So it's good to feel like a one of a kind and ...

 

[drdeath67]

.......HEY! I'm Texan so it's OK!

Living in a cardboard box isn't that bad as long...

 

[D-rock]

...you can get the good spot with the heat that comes up from the sewer.

I thought I found a fortune when...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...I was searching for treasure in his pants!

Sitting here browsing Freeones reminds me of...

 

[drdeath67]

...the time I was digging in my bellybutton...but sadly I only found a piece of corn that....

 

[nothingandless]

...had a maggot crawling on the inside.
i took a job as a night watchman and...

 

[drdeath67]

...I watched the night like a hawk but was fired for being....

 

[nothingandless]

...***** all the time after i discovered nobody was going to try and break into a...

 

[drdeath67]

...used condom storage facility...boy was I wrong!

Saw a woman shaving her legs yesterday and ask her...

 

[nothingandless]

...if she wouldn't mind straightening out my neck.
i saw a woman on the bus yesterday reading...

 

[HeartBroker]

....graffiti.

Apparently she found it very entertaining as she was...

 

[mythex]

...fascinated by the doggy scene.

Lightning strike near my house.....

 

[jod0565]

...caused our palm tree to start on fire - true story.

Frog's breath is used for...

 

[drdeath67]

.....wart removal in some countries!

Use as directed or....

 

[jod0565]

...get the shits.

Feeling no pain, I was...

 

[drdeath67]

.....pain free!

Have you ever grabbed you ankles and...

 

[jod0565]

...farted a tune?

Tripping on a stone will...

 

[drdeath67]

...be a bad thing...you dig?

Wandering in the desert while wrapped in a flour tortilla....