Finish the Sentence

[Joanne1700668391]

...step back afterwards to admire your work.

If I half-close my eyes, I can see...

 

[pussypoppa]

half of what i see when my eyes are fully opened.

When i think of George Bush i always....

 

[Montrealman]

... Naively wish for the best.

I went rafting yesterday and I feel like I was tossed in a washing machine, so....

 

[iluvbgtits]

.....shuffled in to the local tavern for a cold one, and flirted with the waitress.

When I'm in a particular ornery mood, I'll....

 

[jod0565]

..pick my nose with someone else's finger.

Blowing your nose upside down will...

 

[D-rock]

...propel your head into the floor.

While my head was stuck in the floor I discovered...

 

[jod0565]

...five dimes a nickel.....bags. But I don't smoke that stuff anymore so I...

 

[Montrealman]

...now bake Brownies.

HOT DANG this **** is good, that's probably because...

 

[drdeath67]

....it is the first thing I have had to ***** in three weeks!

MAN I was thursty but it reminds me of the time...

 

[Montrealman]

....I thought of another time but I forget when it was.

If I thought I knew, would I....

 

[drdeath67]

...have baked a cake....whatever that is supposed to mean!

Man I shouldn't have mixed that **** with...

 

[Montrealman]

...Pepto.

Running with the Devil can...

 

[drdeath67]

...be quite enjoyable...unless you win! *whispers* The devil can be a real dick when he loses!

Hmmmmmmmmm!?!?!? Almost time to....

 

[jod0565]

...eat a bean burrito and ***** some milk!

Racing against a Granny can be...

 

[drdeath67]

...be quite enjoyable...unless you win! *whispers* Granny can be a real dick when she loses!

Hey I am sensing Deja-vue or....

 

[jod0565]

...am I writing the same thing over again over again.

My keyboard is sticky. I need to..

 

[drdeath67]

...either stop looking at porn or stop eating peach cobbler at my PC!

FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!......

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...That was a rehearsal for the upcoming "Apprentice" series.

If I wanted to make good money, I'd...

 

[drdeath67]

...try out for the show Apprentice because they would never fire such a cute mouse!

Speaking of mouse...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...Where? There on the stair. Where on the stair? Right there!

OK I'm not wearing clogs, but I do like to wear...