Joanne1700668391 Jun 16, 2006 #1,381 ...step back afterwards to admire your work. If I half-close my eyes, I can see...
pussypoppa Jun 16, 2006 #1,382 half of what i see when my eyes are fully opened. When i think of George Bush i always....
Montrealman Jun 16, 2006 #1,383 ... Naively wish for the best. I went rafting yesterday and I feel like I was tossed in a washing machine, so....
... Naively wish for the best. I went rafting yesterday and I feel like I was tossed in a washing machine, so....
I iluvbgtits Jun 16, 2006 #1,384 .....shuffled in to the local tavern for a cold one, and flirted with the waitress. When I'm in a particular ornery mood, I'll....
.....shuffled in to the local tavern for a cold one, and flirted with the waitress. When I'm in a particular ornery mood, I'll....
jod0565 Member, you member... Jun 17, 2006 #1,385 ..pick my nose with someone else's finger. Blowing your nose upside down will...
D D-rock Jun 17, 2006 #1,386 ...propel your head into the floor. While my head was stuck in the floor I discovered...
jod0565 Member, you member... Jun 17, 2006 #1,387 ...five dimes a nickel.....bags. But I don't smoke that stuff anymore so I...
Montrealman Jun 17, 2006 #1,388 ...now bake Brownies. HOT DANG this **** is good, that's probably because...
drdeath67 Jun 17, 2006 #1,389 ....it is the first thing I have had to ***** in three weeks! MAN I was thursty but it reminds me of the time...
....it is the first thing I have had to ***** in three weeks! MAN I was thursty but it reminds me of the time...
Montrealman Jun 17, 2006 #1,390 ....I thought of another time but I forget when it was. If I thought I knew, would I....
drdeath67 Jun 17, 2006 #1,391 ...have baked a cake....whatever that is supposed to mean! Man I shouldn't have mixed that **** with...
...have baked a cake....whatever that is supposed to mean! Man I shouldn't have mixed that **** with...
drdeath67 Jun 17, 2006 #1,393 ...be quite enjoyable...unless you win! *whispers* The devil can be a real dick when he loses! Hmmmmmmmmm!?!?!? Almost time to....
...be quite enjoyable...unless you win! *whispers* The devil can be a real dick when he loses! Hmmmmmmmmm!?!?!? Almost time to....
jod0565 Member, you member... Jun 17, 2006 #1,394 ...eat a bean burrito and ***** some milk! Racing against a Granny can be...
drdeath67 Jun 17, 2006 #1,395 ...be quite enjoyable...unless you win! *whispers* Granny can be a real dick when she loses! Hey I am sensing Deja-vue or....
...be quite enjoyable...unless you win! *whispers* Granny can be a real dick when she loses! Hey I am sensing Deja-vue or....
jod0565 Member, you member... Jun 17, 2006 #1,396 ...am I writing the same thing over again over again. My keyboard is sticky. I need to..
drdeath67 Jun 17, 2006 #1,397 ...either stop looking at porn or stop eating peach cobbler at my PC! FIRE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!......
Joanne1700668391 Jun 17, 2006 #1,398 ...That was a rehearsal for the upcoming "Apprentice" series. If I wanted to make good money, I'd...
drdeath67 Jun 17, 2006 #1,399 ...try out for the show Apprentice because they would never fire such a cute mouse! Speaking of mouse...
...try out for the show Apprentice because they would never fire such a cute mouse! Speaking of mouse...
Joanne1700668391 Jun 17, 2006 #1,400 ...Where? There on the stair. Where on the stair? Right there! OK I'm not wearing clogs, but I do like to wear...
...Where? There on the stair. Where on the stair? Right there! OK I'm not wearing clogs, but I do like to wear...