Finish the Sentence

[Montrealman]

...no one cares about stupid crap like that.

People care about smart crap because....

 

[holdol]

nobody cares about a dumb ass.

All of us members have one thing in common,...

 

[Legzman]

...we all love porn!

We're all addicted to freeones...

 

[dirac]

...cuz we can't be arsed to go out to find a fit lass.

I would rather eat my own hand than...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...shake hands with Tony Blair.

It's too early in the morning for this, I'm going to...

 

[Baal]

rub one out and go back to *****.

Egads your mounds are....

 

[Montrealman]

....on the left.

We chose to go on....

 

[jod0565]

...even though we had hard ons the size of baseball bats.

Cricket is...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...the game of the Gods, second only to...

 

[pussypoppa]

..football.

There are only 99 living....

 

[pussyman69]

...worms up my asshole at this time!!

Yesterday i fell arse over tit on the....

 

[Montrealman]

....bus driver.

To my surprise he had a big smile and...

 

[pussyman69]

...tried to grab my snorkel (the Cows Hoof)

I told him i was straight so he...

 

[D-rock]

...tried to bend me

I don't like being bent...

 

[Montrealman]

...but I like Bender on Futurama.

His name was Ben Dover, he was the town's ...(Rhyme time guys )

 

[jod0565]

...Rump Rover.

Carrying on like you do will only...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...attract the attention of the Thought Police, Citizen.

If I do this and this...

 

[jod0565]

...I will get that and that!

Fishing with pepperoni will get you...

 

[pussyman69]

...laughed at by ya fishin buddies!

If i cracked a woody at the doctors...

 

[holdol]

I would hope it wasn't during a prostate exam :eek:

Twenty years ago I was able to....