Finish the Sentence

[Montrealman]

...someone keeps calling me at night saying " Hello Clarice".

If it's well greased and oiled, it must be...

 

[pussyman69]

...ready for some thunder down under!


When i knock off work i ...

 

[iluvbgtits]

...look forward to a cool adult beverage.

Yesterday, this 18 year old hot chick in short shorts bent over at the grocery store in front of me and I...

 

[Montrealman]

....completely went ga-ga, who wouldn't ?

So I thought "I better stop staring but I don't really want to and the bulge in my pants might show how I"...

 

[jod0565]

...put a few socks filled with twinkies in my shorts.

Twinkies and **** is a good combination. $4.99 at ...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...a store that would cost me $1,500 to reach!

I prefer a good strong English ****...

 

[Montrealman]

...at the gym.

Playing the telephone game can get you...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...into a heap of trouble with British Telecom.

I prefer to play games involving...

 

[Rastagir]

.....my girlfriend, my pet duck, a stuffed penguin, a jar of peanut butter and a lifesize plastic Squidward!

Hold me, thrill me, kiss me.........

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...then hand over your wallet.

Money can't buy you...

 

[pussyman69]

...a membership with freeones!!!

I am so confident Brazil will win the World Cup that i ....

 

[pussypoppa]

..am willing to ***** with a thousand women, if they dont.

I like women with hairy legs because...

 

[Montrealman]

...that's the new trend.

Did you...

 

[jod0565]

...fart in the pool because you wanted a jacuzzi?

I don't want to hurt your feelings, but...

 

[Montrealman]

....Mariah sometimes sings with backup tapes to make her voice sound fuller.

Many artists/bands do this now as it's supposed to....

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...cover up for their spectacular lack of talent.

And speaking of talentless artists, I particularly ****...

 

[jod0565]

...anyone who appears on American Idol.

Lip syncing is just...

 

[pussyman69]

...as fake as a 2 dollar rake!!

Did you hear the one about...

 

[pussypoppa]

...Geoge Bush's sex change op?

He used to have a really sweaty...

 

[pussyman69]

...pair of nuts and skidmarks in his jocks!!

His mrs didnt give a rats fat about this because...