Finish the Sentence

[jod0565]

..., Joanne's new knickers and Sweetie was wearing them - Inside Out!

Inside every dork there is...

...a little jod trying to come out. Oops I just finished my own sentence, but I meant to..

 

[D-rock]

...say was that inside ever jod ther is a ...

 

[jod0565]

...little D-rock holding the strings!

Finding out I was under the influence of Dr. Death's meds...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...was the perfect excuse for my behaviour last night.

How will I ever apologise for...

 

[drdeath67]

...for being so sweet?

Today is the first time I...

 

[Calm]

touched myself in public.

My most embarrassing moment is...

 

[Irony]

when i was at a game of football and i got tackled and dacked revealing all of my private parts lol.

If life is so fair how come I never get to.....

 

[pussyman69]

...see my beloved Essendon Bombers win a game of Aussie rules!!!!!!!!!!

I just robbed peter to pay paul so....

 

[Montrealman]

....he could do his thing with Mary.

Robbie the robber was....

 

[pussyman69]

...actually Robin of the hood.

Playing his favorite tune Montrealman....

 

[Montrealman]

...developped a 6th and 7th finger on his left hand to better play his guitar.

Also, it's been great for...

 

[pussyman69]

...shock value and very pleasing for the ladies!!!

Just as i was about to log off....

 

[dirac]

...I found a new PM and was ****** to respond.

My porn DVD count currently stands at...

 

[Montrealman]

...-14.

That's only because....

 

[jod0565]

...I have them burned to my comp.

DVD's are good to watch, but also good for..

 

[iluvbgtits]

...flinging around your neighborhood frisbee golf course!

I don't play regular golf anymore because...

 

[jod0565]

...I washed my balls too much.

Golf is like sex...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...everybody wants to putt it in the hole.

Golf is really more like football...

 

[iluvbgtits]

...where somebody is constantly swinging something.

Real football, the World Cup, starts Friday, and i'm so exicted...

 

[sweetie69]

...I think I pee-pee in my World Cup promotional pants.

I can fit in my bra 47 miniature....