Finish the Sentence

[4G63]

hot with big boobies.

How can I...

 

[pussyman69]

...watch footy and please her at the same time!!!!

If i was back at high school....

 

[jod0565]

...like to fit myself into a large plastic bag, hold the top closed and let 'er rip!

Fishing with live bait is...

 

[Montrealman]

...better than fishing with Normand Bates.

If Psychotherapy is what Joey Ramone was singing about, I need to..

 

[jod0565]

...be a therapist so I can work on myself while I post.

Break the word therapist into two words and you get...

 

[Montrealman]

....something that should never happen to anyone at anytime. :2 cents:

If the wall comes down....

 

[jod0565]

...put it back up.

People who just happen to...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

... be insane always sit next to me on the bus.

I woke up this morning wearing different knickers to the ones I went to bed with*, probably because...



*strange, but true - and there was no hanky-panky last night.

 

[drdeath67]

....I got a visit from the Knickers Fairy, who brings nice new knickers for those girls that deserve them!

You can see this fairy only after...

 

[Irony]

You have witnessed both sides of the of the story

If i ended up with all the money i could have i would....

 

[drdeath67]

....have had enough to buy a small country!

Now if only I can still get...

 

[dirac]

...my leg Behind my head I could join the circus!

At 8 O'clock tonight I will...

 

[Joanne1700668391]

...be in my favourite pub, ********...

 

[drdeath67]

...but NO! I am here and ...

 

[holdol]

coffee seems to be my beverage choice right now

Putting my best foot forward I.....

 

[sweetie69]

...stepped in dog crap!

I wiped my foot on...

 

[drdeath67]

...my brothers new ballcap and felt really good about what I did!

Being as his hat was covered in...

 

[holdol]

Cubs paraphernalia

Then he took my Sox hat.......

 

[sweetie69]

...and used it to carry around the testicles of his sworn enemy.

I am not old, I am not young, not thin and not fat but.....

 

[TallCowboy]

.....Just right



Went for a ride and guess what i saw....