Finish the Sentence

[nothingandless]

...you crash through the barrier at the end.
i like cobblestone...

 

[drdeath67]

...with a slight twist of lemon!

Next time the police pull you over grab a handful of...

 

[nothingandless]

...of m&m's and swallow them quick!
i was an extra on...

 

[drdeath67]

...Toy Story 2! I was red Lego #2!

The farmer saw that his chickens are now laying...

 

[jod0565]

...themselves.

Can Jimmie Dean wank his...

 

[nothingandless]

...fried sausages?
aunt jemima told me...

 

[mythex]

...that you have to be a nice boy and when you commited crime, go and admit your fault.

but last week I just accidentially fuck jennifer from next door and her ******....

 

[nothingandless]

...cased me down the blck with a hedge trimmer.
i ducked around a...

 

[drdeath67]

...a corner and tripped....because my pants were still around my ankels!

9 out of 10 dentist claim...

 

[mythex]

....that plaque is created by junk food.

but these not really caused by.....

 

[nothingandless]

...junk food, rather the air we breate!
i was in a hot-air balloon when...

 

[mythex]

.....I cum on my girlfriend hair.

I need to land at the nearby lake to.....

 

[Montrealman]

...find the perfect hair-cum remover.
Now in the "zone"...

 

[holdol]

I now know how Rod Serling felt..:eek:

 

[holdol]

Damn, I forgot to.....

 

[nothingandless]

...check the oven; my pizza must be charred to a crisp by now.
never mix a red shirt with...

 

[Montrealman]

Chicken !
To have everything and more ^^....

 

[nothingandless]

...you must first know what it's like to be at nothing and less.
i, the overman, gazed down at the market and...

 

[Montrealman]

...saw the underman.
If you don’t think it is worth the time and admittedly considerable effort to...

 

[nothingandless]

...tie your shoes then just wear sandals!
if even that takes too much time and effort...