Finish the Sentence

[doghair]

keep having sex.

right now my haed is.........

 

[slowhand]

Try to **** up this morning.


Keep your hands..........................

 

[Apex]

....and arms inside the vehicle.

This includes not attempting to open any of the doors while the airplane....

 

[doghair]

is in flames.

it would definately be preferable to be eaten by a shark instead of........

 

[StormRuller]

eaten by lion

I'd like to go watch that ....

 

[slowhand]

movie that is one tonight.



Leave me to find......................

 

[Ceska]

my head. I know it's around here somewhere.

Meanwhile I'll just sit here on this rock...say.. this rock has ears ... I guess that's because...

 

[Apex]

....its hard of hearing!

Hold on to your....

 

[DonkMan]

...holy **** handle, it's going to get real crazy real quick.

I wish I would have gone to the bathroom before I ...

 

[Apex]

....commited to the space program.

Its ok though, because i have....
(wheres your sig donk?)

 

[maildude]

...an absorptive spacesuit.

When I get to the moon, I'm going to...

 

[Apex]

....open a starbucks!

There are only....

 

[doghair]

so many people you can screw over before they kick the **** out of you.

you can fool some of the people some of the time; but you can fool George Bush.........

 

[Ceska]

because there's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM

I am having a little trouble putting food on my ****** because...

 

[slowhand]

The prices are really getting high these days.



If I had a.......................

 

[Ceska]

:sing:...magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick
without a condom on, while I'm on the john
If I had a million bucks
it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out
robbing armored trucks
If I had one wish
I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss...:sing:

I feel bad I gotta ****** that dude from Leave It to Beaver because...

 

[Apex]

....wards always got the best....

 

[Fresno]

punch lines!

Over there and .......

 

[Apex]

....back, im going to make a big....

 

[DieselXXX]

.....snowman using slush puppy.

I'm not sure what to use for his........