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Looking back at my life, I can't help but think damn I spend a lot of time in the bathroom!
But, the good news is I finally paid off the hooker.
What we ought to do about the car is get that dead llama out of the trunk.
Of course, first we need to stop eating raw lizards.
Didn't your momma ever tell you not to smear hamburger on yourself and swim in a pool of pirannas?
And speaking of good advice, always remember: ”The early bird rarely if ever wears anything green.”
Every time I eat something with Tabasco sauce I Phone the ex-wife to tell her I love her
All of a sudden the power went and I realized I had peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth.
The crowd began to grow uneasy until my nipples began to tweak.
I often wonder why the sky is up and the ground is down
He shoots, he Trips over and breaks his skull
I can't seem to stop visiting My grave
She walked right up to me and Kissed my nose
When I brush my teeth jelly pudding shoots from my ears.
Every now and then, I find it best to Read a magazine when taking a "dump"
I find it hurts when AmericanHarley butt-fucks me, however I am happy that there's a solution and that is I must go on a strict diet
Today I feel so anxious to kill Nightfly
Sometimes it's easier to Walk than run
I wish I could suck my own dick!
However, I'm going to the zoo today and I don't care if the elephants shits on the picnic
Yesterday I went to the dentist and i fucked the cute blonde in the waiting room.
Meanwhile in the parking lot I saw a man get ran over
The other day as I sat on the toilet and ate some cheese.
Looking back at my life, I can't help but think damn I spend a lot of time in the bathroom!
But, the good news is I finally paid off the hooker.
What we ought to do about the car is get that dead llama out of the trunk.
Of course, first we need to stop eating raw lizards.
Didn't your momma ever tell you not to smear hamburger on yourself and swim in a pool of pirannas?
And speaking of good advice, always remember: ”The early bird rarely if ever wears anything green.”
Every time I eat something with Tabasco sauce I Phone the ex-wife to tell her I love her
All of a sudden the power went and I realized I had peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth.
The crowd began to grow uneasy until my nipples began to tweak.
I often wonder why the sky is up and the ground is down
He shoots, he Trips over and breaks his skull
I can't seem to stop visiting My grave
She walked right up to me and Kissed my nose
When I brush my teeth jelly pudding shoots from my ears.
Every now and then, I find it best to Read a magazine when taking a "dump"
I find it hurts when AmericanHarley butt-fucks me, however I am happy that there's a solution and that is I must go on a strict diet
Today I feel so anxious to kill Nightfly
Sometimes it's easier to Walk than run
I wish I could suck my own dick!
However, I'm going to the zoo today and I don't care if the elephants shits on the picnic
Yesterday I went to the dentist and i fucked the cute blonde in the waiting room.
Meanwhile in the parking lot I saw a man get ran over
The other day as I sat on the toilet and ate some cheese.
...yellow duck with him for good luck, until....
roronoa3000
Banned
...a bigger duck killed them both...
I was so sad that I...
...had fallen out of her ass...
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
...I laughed, then cried because....
...my penis had fallen off...
so i got some glue and...
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
glued my penis on my head...
... I looked even better then ...
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
...that other dick head Glen Beck, so I walk into this bar...
...looking for someone with a pussy mouth...
... but all I found was a guy and a woman with his hand ...
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
...made potato salad that tasted...
...nasty like potato salad always does...
... so when I licked off my spoon, I noticed that the woman ...
...was eating potato salad in the most erotic way i'd ever seen...
