Finish the Sentence

[Master_Gio]

fighting alien invaders in...

 

[HeartBroker]

...a phone booth with a broadsword!

So I decided I'd be a lot better off if I just...

 

[dadolfo]

jerk it and leave behind the evidence on the phone receiver so when the next person walks in they will...

 

[HeartBroker]

...hear my future children.

This is possible because of the dynamic nature of...

 

[JayJohn85]

My Hadron Busting String Theory Collider, Which is in imminent danger of......

 

[HeartBroker]

...becoming irrelevant if I don't fix the...

 

[JayJohn85]

The car and get my ass movin......

 

[dadolfo]

fuck! flat tire and no spare, i guess i'm gonna have to blow a truck driver to get...

 

[HeartBroker]

...out of here.

The last time I had to do this I ended up...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Backstage, confused, and wondering if...

 

[Master_Gio]

I was gonna get to hook up with...

 

[HeartBroker]

...Madonna again or if it would be one of her...

 

[dadolfo]

gay fans. Sleeping with Madonna is a lot like...

 

[HeartBroker]

...fucking a legend.

She isn't the hottest babe in the world but she humps like a...

 

[dadolfo]

camel. which is a funny choice of words because...

 

[HeartBroker]

...the last time I had her she...

 

[JayJohn85]

Spat all over my bell end......

 

[Toyfriend]

...could not tell if it was her or if my REfurbished water bed was on the leak again...

 

[bustybbwlover]

...then i realized i had pissed the bed again...

 

[alexpnz]

....so I had to change my....