Finish the Sentence

[Montrealman]

...of knitting nude on his roof.

Out of....

 

[Master_Gio]

the shadows came Jason Voorhees!

The only thing he could do was...

 

[Wainkerr99]

Grab that blade in Jason's hands and run away so there could be another sequel.

He opened up the box that had arrived in the post to find....

 

[Philbert]

the missing body parts he had lost so many years ago.

When love is elusive, turn to the proven method of...

 

[Afficial_Nastee]

jackin' off to blonde ladies in a porn movie.

After you've done that you'll be....

 

[Ol-Skool-Perv]

sure to say your blessings and thank God for blonde ladies in porn movies.

On the other hand, brunettes...

 

[Master_Gio]

are even better!

And, to prove that Eva Angelina started to...

 

[Montrealman]

...stob by late at night.

Wow she really is a great....

 

[Nina_Mercedez]

fuck especially in the ass!

In my fantasies I would love to

 

[mastar cheef]

...have a threesome with Eva and Nina, but then...

 

[HeartBroker]

...again, maybe all my lust was misplaced, because I found the secret to...

 

[amapornfreak]

..to life in a box of cracker jacks, but it....

 

[HeartBroker]

...didn't explain how to...

 

[Master_Gio]

become a millionaire.

For that i would need to...

 

[HeartBroker]

...consult the great oracle, Donald...

 

[Wainkerr99]

to tell me what I already knew, just invest in.....

 

[HeartBroker]

....whiskey and drugs!

Of course there are drawbacks to being...

 

[Wainkerr99]

the hostest with the mostest.

I saw her standing there...

 

[Master_Gio]

fully nude and there was only one thing I could do.

And, that was...

 

[Wainkerr99]

Ask her if she has no shame, then insist she get dressed.

Just kidding.

Walk up to her and timidly ask...