Finish the Sentence

today is the first day of the rest of my life!

Life is too short to...
 
day, so i wear a long pants.

What's that awful smell ...
 
....rebound to a simple clusterfuck!

Don't look now but....
 
...was using him in parks to talk with beautiful ladies (its an old trick that never gets old!).

But we cant say...
 

Philbert

Banned
..to start my day sleeping in.

I hear "Mickey Rat" endorsed Obama, are any more rodents gonna...
 
... a burden for politicans: if they werent there, politicans could do what they want without considerations for the next election.

Voting is...
 
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