Finish the Sentence

[Philbert]

...rear.


Call me krazy, but isn't this...

 

[YMIHERE]

.....the biggest joint I have ever seen.

I’m way too old to….

 

[Philbert]

...smoke that much. Quick, better send it to me!


When I was younger, I would smoke, smoke, and drink all night; now I just...

 

[mula0207]

...stratch my ass all day and night.

As I get older I start to realize that one day....

 

[member006]

...I will be as old as my parents are now.

Trees have leaves, flowers have petals, grapes have .....

 

[bodie54]

....trampled vintages where the wrathful among them are stored.

That's one small step for a man, one giant....

 

[HeartBroker]

...marsupial!


I don't have a life so...

 

[bodie54]

...I ain't got no strife.

The manager had noticed that Fred spent a great deal of time in the produce section, lingering near...

 

[mula0207]

...the cucumbers.

My boss always tells me I'm....

 

[member006]

....late, so I won't get full of myself.

Cry me a river, sing me a stream, laugh me a.....

 

[Philbert]

...nice hot tub!


If she could suck the chrome off a tail pipe, what could she do to a ...

 

[member006]

....periscope.

Its so slow in here I can't keep a .....

 

[Philbert]

...good thread going.

Thirty-something should be a minimum qualification for...

 

[member006]

..taxes by then most have paid their share.

Coffee is the nectar of the Gods, tea is.....

 

[Philbert]

...sitting by a serene lake at sunset watching the clouds go from deep orange to nighttime black.


Candy is dandy...

 

[member006]

...but sex lasts longer.

Crime and passion are the two elements of.....

 

[coolbeers]

a good weekend.

slow drivers in the fast lane should be.............

 

[member006]

...bumped.

I am so full I can't ........

 

[mula0207]

...jerk off.

Sometimes I start to get used to the fact that I'm....

 

[sputnikgirl]

...actually the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney.

Every now and then, I like to...