Finish the Sentence

[member006]

..above average?

I think ice cream is in order today since IAF ate all my raisinettes yesterday. so who's going to....

 

[Philbert]

...eat them today?

Every time I grab a passing girl's ass, I get...

 

[minidog]

repped!!!

Eclipse tonight iam feeling.........

 

[member006]

..a bit overwhelmed, does that mean slower metamorphosis?

It so hurts when the fangs grow at a slower rate and the.....

 

[Philbert]

...fur is having a bad-hair day!

I always wondered...does a lycanthrope lift one leg to pee, or.....

 

[member006]

..squat?

I suppose it depends the mood at the time or the.....

 

[Philbert]

...time of the mood!


Which would you choose to be bitten by: a werewolf, a vampire, or a ...

 

[dave_rhino]

..dishwasher.

It's so easy these days to get into...

 

[Philbert]

...strange images:who'd a thought about being a weredishwasher?

Why is it that things never seem to ...

 

[D-rock]

...strange images:who'd a thought about being a weredishwasher?

Why is it that things never seem to ...

...happen to people you hate when they are bad.

Fifteen dollars little man, put that...

 

[HeartBroker]

...in your ear and snort real hard.

See if you get any...

 

[local568]

wind comming out the other side.

If you do

 

[Philbert]

...you're a blonde!


No man wants to be pregnant, but if...

 

[HeartBroker]

..6 were 9 maybe you wouldn't be so lucky.

Next time the rule will be...

 

[Philbert]

...women still get pregnant and PMS. but they get the overactive libido!


If wishes were warthogs, ...

 

[HeartBroker]

...and warthogs were angels, the whole world would...

 

[member006]

...be taken over by angels.

I think tomorrow all talk will be of the eclipse and .....

 

[Philbert]

...all the mad riots, looting, and general hysteria!

Where are those warthogs when...

 

[member006]

..the hogettes show up.

Sometimes Sunday drivers I think are high from after church brunch, they are so....

 

[Philbert]

...anxious to meet their Maker.


Why does a holiday feel so much like work, when...

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