Finish the Sentence

member006 · Oct 18, 2006

..all going to the county fair.

Today is a shit day already, work and a ass have ........

iluvbgtits · Oct 18, 2006

....made me cuss out the nice mailman.

When Britney Spears takes her next baby home....

dave_rhino · Oct 18, 2006

...To the flaming pits of hell, she will kill it using a ...

HeartBroker · Oct 18, 2006

...turkey baster!

We all knew...

Montrealman · Oct 18, 2006

....it.

Yeah, I really can't stand ass kissers & other bs'ers but I have no choice to co-exist with them...

HeartBroker · Oct 18, 2006

...so I pretend they are armadildos!

Many would find this disturbing, I think....

Montrealman · Oct 18, 2006

....not.

Whoever ....

dave_rhino · Oct 18, 2006

...you want to be, do not be the man that ends up ..

HeartBroker · Oct 18, 2006

...taking the fall.

If you ever see a...

Iamforever · Oct 18, 2006

cobra, tell it that.....

HeartBroker · Oct 18, 2006

...you are a mongoose!

If that doesn't work then...

member006 · Oct 18, 2006

..stop typing so fast.

Never tell a woman you think she is "cool" we prefer to be.....

Montrealman · Oct 18, 2006

....sweet & funny.

Now if there are...

HeartBroker · Oct 18, 2006

...any among you who doubt me...

Montrealman · Oct 18, 2006

...now's your Chance to egg me or forever be....

HeartBroker · Oct 18, 2006

...eggless!

Don't look a meerkat in the eye because...

member006 · Oct 18, 2006

..he will wink and take your soul.

I think if you were to look me in the eye you would....

HeartBroker · Oct 18, 2006

...turn to stone!

I never remember...

Montrealman · Oct 18, 2006

....to have a selective memory.

Slicing & dicin', I....

HeartBroker · Oct 19, 2006

...conviently removed the ring finger on my left hand.

It wouldn't be so bad but...