Finding Jesus

[tartanterrier]

A man is stumbling through the woods totally ***** when he comes upon
a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into
the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
*******, whereupon he asks the *****, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The ***** answers, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the *****, "*******, have you found Jesus?"

The ***** replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water again
for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water
and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my *******?"

The ***** again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the ***** in
the water again--- but this time holds him down for about 60 seconds
and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the *****, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The ***** wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in? :thefinger