Fecal bacteria found on 72 percent of shopping carts

There's fecal bacteria on you at this very moment.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Well I never....From now on all my groceries go into my pockets, there's less fecal bacteria in them.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Only 72 percent? Damn it, I thought I was doing a better job than that.


Seriously: You probably don't want to know the number of guys I hear grunting and squeezing in a stall, only to walk straight out without washing their hands in a public restroom. And people want to know why I don't shake hands.
 
This doesn't suprise me. The amount of people that go to the bathroom and don't wash their hands afterwards. I try to avoid touching entrance door handles to bar toilets etc and wash my hands after touching money and things others have touched. There's some filthy scruffy bastards around.:yesyes:
 

Facetious

Moderated
I just knew that I'd have to run across this thread while eating eating a meal. . . . it was just a matter of time.

Hon . . . I done with my plate now.:uohs:


Now, putting things into perspective . . . do not watch this


 

Jon S.

Banned
That's why I never understood the signs in most public restrooms that read "All Employees Must Wash Hands Before Leaving Restroom" or something like that. Shouldn't it really read "EVERYONE Must Wash Hands Before Leaving Restroom"?

Taking it to the next level. Even after you wash your hands before leaving the restroom, you still touch the door knob or handle that was touched by all of those nasty people who didn't wash their hands! Think about it! That kinda ruins the purpose of you washing your hands! That's why I started using a paper towel on the door knob/handle to exit the restroom!

A few months ago I actually realized my dream! I was in a restroom in a hospital, and the sign at the sink actually read "Everyone Must Wash Hands Before Leaving Restroom"! Ha ha ha! I almost had a heart attack! At least I was in the right place!
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Just so long as it doesn't get into my lima beans.
 
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