Favorite Ways To Mastor-bate

[jesse69]

What kind of fucking thread is this....seriously you all need to get a life!!!

 

[om3ga]

hey rocket science and masturbation aren't all that different....
both are about length, girth...and how far it can shoot
:tongue:

:1orglaugh

I never thought E=MC2 (aka: Energy = Mass x the velocity of light squared) would be needed for wanking....I'll get the slide-rules and spread-sheet ready....(lol!!!)

 

[master-bator]

It's just common sense. I can talk about anything, but some things will get me banned. I love babes and sex, but masterbation is private, and honestly how many of us want to here about some guys new wanking technique.

YES you can talk about it, NO it's not a horrible thing. But we have worked hard to have a thoughtful, intelligent, insightful porn board. Do we really need to ammend the rules to read: No posts about jerkin yur gerkin, cuz it's weird and I get a visual of Tuntys avatar doing a solo show with the wild baloney pony.

I for one would rather talk rocket science.

#1 yur talking old school this is 2005 mater-bation could be private or not depending on your partner...and some people may want new ideas to satisfy themselves or their partners.

 

[4G63]

#1 yur talking old school this is 2005 mater-bation could be private or not depending on your partner...and some people may want new ideas to satisfy themselves or their partners.

Good point. It is a new millenium, new ideas born, old taboos die.

Underwater :spump: is always fun. Or a solo flight to the mile high club!!

 

[master-bator]

bump

 

[BrekkyDJ]

Could you imagine mixing rocket science with mastor-bating!

Be a bit like the space race... The Americans and Russians in a battle to who can shoot the furthest!

Maybe the first bloke to jack-off on the moon?

"This one storke for man, one giant groan for all redheads with DDs!"


BrekkyDJ (Tissues please!... fuck these blisters!)

 

[superfly2]

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Here:
http://www.aboutmasturbation.com/PNphpBB2-index--.phtml
Join their message board and post about masturbation all you want. I believe that forum will be more suited to your views and you'll have a great time.
:wave2:

 

[D-rock]

Maybe the first bloke to jack-off on the moon?

Do you think any astronauts would get upset if I asked them if they have ever had sex in space? I wouldn't be surprised if two of them snuck off at some point. The 60 mile high club would be a very exclusive group :1orglaugh

 

[master-bator]

Here:
http://www.aboutmasturbation.com/PNphpBB2-index--.phtml
Join their message board and post about masturbation all you want. I believe that forum will be more suited to your views and you'll have a great time.
:wave2:

tx for the link chap but i think i like freeones better tx

 

[b_vibratorlover]

I love to use my panasonic panabrator with the numbs slapping my clit 60 times a second while I spead my labia wide so my clit is wide open to the full assault of the vibrations.

 

[shortgirl]

A set of graduated anal beads. One end in my pussy and the other in my ass. Work it in and out and omg!!! Otherwise, a vibrator on my clit while watching Sandra Shine solo or with another hottie.

 

[D-rock]

Oh you lucky women, just like with the clothing you wear, you have so much variety when it comes to masturbating. :1orglaugh

 

[4G63]

Gimme some of your ideas???

My favorite way is using a baggie with some vasoline and KY jelly mixed in it. Insert your p_n_S in it and put under the mattress and have fun while looking at freeones pics.



Later :wtf:

p_n_S

Your so graphic why censors BIG FAT COCK.

 

[eLetoR]

with my hand always works best. try the stranger. sit on your hand till it goes numb and it feels like somone else is doing it.

 

[james kirk]

with friends

 

[Death_blooms08]

Why can't some threads just die? :crash:

 

[henry316]

maybe for everyone is with your hand in front of your desktop watching freeones.

 

[james kirk]

I watched an Aria Giovanni movie with some friends and we got to rub our dicks against each others'. its a hot way to get aroused while watching a flick.

 

[member20672]

This is, w/o a doubt the oddest thread on the board. With that being said...here's some tips and tricks for male/female self pleasure.

 

[james kirk]

thanks for the link! great stuff i need to try!