Favorite Way to Relax

[Nester6]

After a stressful work day or week, how do you relax and refresh yourself?
I enjoy old movies or sitcoms before going to sleep.

 

[milton waddams]

I like to hammer a few nails into my cock to start things off in the right mood. Then I like to dig up fresh corpses, cut off their skin and dance around to Brittney Spears while wearing their deceased flesh as a bikini. I cap it off by raping a prostitute and cannibalizing her while she is still alive. That's just on mondays. Wait till friday comes around. Then i become divinely inspired and commit genocide against helpless people in new guinea through the power of the holy spirit.

 

[Nester6]

I like to hammer a few nails into my cock to start things off in the right mood. Then I like to dig up fresh corpses, cut off their skin and dance around to Brittney Spears while wearing their deceased flesh as a bikini. I cap it off by raping a prostitute and cannibalizing her while she is still alive. That's just on mondays. Wait till friday comes around. Then i become divinely inspired and commit genocide against helpless people in new guinea through the power of the holy spirit.

Is that all?

 

[milton waddams]

Is that all?

:1orglaugh

 

[Facetious]

With a great big glass bowl of meltin' 'n smokey khristal meth and a warm 20 ounce Bud® can.



:jester:

Seriously though, Favorite Way to Relax ? With the accompaniment of friends or friend when it's a woman friend, Sketching with charcoal, grooming the animals, looking at various online catalogs, shooting assorted rifles & pistols, reading books, browsing FreeOnes and enjoying a good cup of home brewed joe.

 

[Boothbabe]

Going to the gym. There's nothing like almost dying from a good workout to completely re-energize ones self. And having sex with my gf.

 

[tartanterrier]

Having time off work and going on holiday

 

[Embryoyo]

Gabber bumping on my headphones and a couple of Lagunitas seasonal beers. OR eating my girls pussy for a couple hours. Either works fine.

 

[JADick]

i get a nice handjob from someones sister

 

[DOA82]

And maybe two genuine answers amongst the failed attempts at wit.

 

[Spleen]

Watching a movie.

 

[anairhead999]

watching tv or hitting the sticks

 

[Absitomen]

Internet poker and a glass of scotch

 

[ChefChiTown]

I usually take an hour or so and beat my cock around like I'm mad at it. Then, I'll take a shower, crack open some beers and end up crying a little.

 

[titsrock]

I like to sit naked on my couch...beer in my right hand...dong in my left.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Working on My Car, Playing Guitar or Spending time with people I care about help me unwind

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

i like to watch bill o'reilly debate geraldo rivera

 

[Jagger69]

I like to sit naked on my couch...beer in my right hand...dong in my left.

That leaves no hand left for the roachclip.

 

[Torre82]

Going to the gym. There's nothing like almost dying from a good workout to completely re-energize ones self. And having sex with my gf.

You're so gay. What is it with the gym and the whole gay scene? lol

What do I do? Cocktails. Some gaming. Some Mystery Science Theater 3000. Wanking a lot. Talking to my 3 friends. Browsing for wank. Posting at FreeOnes (Look at my post count, for fuck's sake) and waiting. For what? My ex to come back. Family to call and apologize. Miracles, IMO. But they actually tend to happen every 9 months. ::thinks:: 6 months to go, give or take.. until the next time. They just cant stay away a full year. Fucking assholes. ::sigh:: Gawd I wish I was married and bored. Single and unpredictable living is not what I planned on. :uts on the exact face that my avatar has.. some sarcastic, exasperated half-grin::

 

[ChefChiTown]

You're so gay. What is it with the gym and the whole gay scene? lol

You can't be gay unless you look FAB-U-LUZZ. Didn't you know that? Sheesh!

Some Mystery Science Theater 3000.

That is the best concept for a TV show...EVER.