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'Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.'
Bill Murray
Bill Murray
"Oh my god, she's so hot
She's so flippin' hot, she's like a curry
I want to tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist
She's so hot she's making me sexist... BITCH!"
- Flight of the Conchords
She's so flippin' hot, she's like a curry
I want to tell her how hot she is, but she'll think I'm being sexist
She's so hot she's making me sexist... BITCH!"
- Flight of the Conchords
Violator79
Take a Hit, Spunker!
The Difference Between Heaven And Hell (George Carlin version)
"In heaven: The Italians are the lovers, the French cook the food, the Swiss run the hotels, the Germans are the mechanics, and the English are the police.
In hell: The Swiss are the lovers, the English cook the food, the French run the hotels, the Italians are the mechanics, and the Germans are the police!"
"In heaven: The Italians are the lovers, the French cook the food, the Swiss run the hotels, the Germans are the mechanics, and the English are the police.
In hell: The Swiss are the lovers, the English cook the food, the French run the hotels, the Italians are the mechanics, and the Germans are the police!"
Terry Sleeper
Closed Account
"Life: a terminal sexually-transmitted disease."
A hair divides what is false and true.
-Omar Khayyam
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
-Oscar Wilde
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
-Mark Twain
-Omar Khayyam
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
-Oscar Wilde
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
-Mark Twain
"If I find out who has called me ruthless I will destroy him."
- jokingly said by Robert F. Kennedy
- jokingly said by Robert F. Kennedy
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-all three by Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.
-all three by Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain
Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
-Terry Pratchett
-Terry Pratchett
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
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These are some of my favorites from Douglas Adams:
-A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
-For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
-Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
-This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
-Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
-A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
-For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
-Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
-In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
-This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
-Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
The Grasshopper
was here
Collected Quotes from Albert Einstein
Such as...
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
Such as...
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
-Albert Einstein
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
-Mark Twain
Is the system going to flatten you out and deny you your humanity, or are you going to be able to make use of the system to the attainment of human purposes?
-Joseph Campbell
-Albert Einstein
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
-Mark Twain
Is the system going to flatten you out and deny you your humanity, or are you going to be able to make use of the system to the attainment of human purposes?
-Joseph Campbell
L3ggy
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There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. - Ernest Hemingway
There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway
There is no lonelier man in death, except the suicide, than that man who has lived many years with a good wife and then outlived her. If two people love each other there can be no happy end to it. - Ernest Hemingway
There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway
Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
- Macbeth
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
- Macbeth
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