Favorite Quotes

[D-rock]

"Evil prospers when good people do nothing."

 

[gunslingingbird]

"I'm 90% right, 50% of the time." - Mr. Weasel Nipples (a guy that I work with)

 

[dave_rhino]

Heard a good one today:

Chav on bicycle: "Oi mate, gimme your orange juice"

Emo kid: "IT'S FUCKING PINEAPPLE JUICE, YOU CUNT!"



(It was a very surreal moment to witness :1orglaugh)

 

[Montrealman]

''A great thing about masterbation is that you don't have to look your best.''
Steven Tyler

 

[Montrealman]

''I do my research. I see it here, I sing about it there''
David Lee Roth

 

[Artimus]

'Pain is like love, like compassion! It is a only a thing for lesser men. What is pain to Doom' - Doctor Doom (Fantastic Four #278)

 

[Blink]

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."

"The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity."

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."

(George Bernard Shaw)

 

[Brown Eyes]

"Most religious wars are fought over who has the biggest invisible friend...."

Can't rememeber who said it, I just find it amusing.

 

[BlueBalls]

The only difference between a suicide and a martyrdom really is press coverage - Chuck Palahniuk.

 

[elict47]

"he couldn't manage a brothel in a gold rush"

actually heard that on NPR when talking about some democratic committee chair person

 

[Dean Wormer]

Last words of Carl Panzram, mass murderer:

"I wish the whole human race had one neck and I had my hands on it."

 

[Facetious]

^ Sure it's not "Karl" :grins: :jester:







"Drop your cocks and grab your socks"

~ c.e.


lol !

 

[dick van cock]

my favorite quotes

 

[georges]

"There is nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot" Dirty Harry Callahan.
"To me you are nothing more than a piece of dogshit. You know what happens to dogshit? It can be blown in the wind or scrapped from the ground with a shovel. Careful, where the dog shits ya." Dirty Harry Callahan
"Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?" Dirty Harry Callahan

 

[Dean Wormer]

Two more quotes from Carl Panzram:

"In my lifetime I have murdered 21 human beings, I have committed thousands of burglaries, robberies, larcenies, arsons and last but not least I have committed sodomy on more than 1,000 male human beings. For all these things I am not in the least bit sorry." —Carl Panzram

When asked by the executioner if he had any last words, Panzram barked, "Hurry it up, you Hoosier bastard! I could kill 10 men while you're fooling around!"

 

[senob44]

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Louis Hector Berlioz

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

 

[maildude]

The last time I was inside a woman, I was at the Statue Of Liberty.--Woody Allen

 

[STOOP]

"The world will only be at an end when the love of power takes over the power of love"
- Jimi Hendrix

"You boys didnt sleep, you died"
- Gallipoli

"Those things that are precious, are saved only by sacrifice!"

 

[xpiritual]

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire

 

[SBTNW]

"Yippi-Kay ay, Motherfucker!"
by Bruce Willis