Favorite Quotes

[Vosslier]

"That's what she said." - Michael Scott

 

[L3ggy]

"Meoff, Jack" - Chris Farley.

R.I.P

 

[gotham123]

god i have too many favorites
her's one i just think is funny

Narrator: First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?

{from Fight Club}

 

[bustybbwlover]

It is not as in the Bible, that God created man in his own image. But, on the contrary, man created God in his own image.

-Ludwig Andreas Feuerbach

 

[vodkazvictim]

americans will always do the right thing, but only after having exhausted every other possibility
-Winston Churchill

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

"turn you to a vegetable for actin' bisexual, I love when fools beg for their life and make a spectacle" - Buc Fifty

"I'm a rare thumper, you just a gay *****
with a rainbow sticker on your rear bumper
They say life is short, death is longer
That makes it even harder to express my hunger" - Jadakiss


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[bustybbwlover]

wit is educated insolence. -aristotle
a hallucination is a fact, not an error; what is erroneous is a judgment based upon it. -bertrand russell
governments have never learned anything from history, or acted on principles deducted from it. -georg wilhelm friedrich hegel

 

[Moonchild22]

"If we're going to be damned, let's be damned for who we really are"
- Capt. Jean Luc Picard

 

[Elwood70]

"The Blues had a baby,and they named it Rock-N-Roll"

-McKinley Morganfield

 

[bustybbwlover]

'A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.'
-Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[L3ggy]

War Does Not Determine Who Is Right - Only Who Is Left. - Bertrand Russell

 

[vodkazvictim]

"From each according to his ability to each according to his need."
-Marx

 

[bustybbwlover]

'No government fights fascism to destroy it. When the bourgeoisie sees that power is slipping out of its hands, it brings up fascism to hold onto their privileges.'
-Buenaventura Durruti

 

[ForumModeregulator]

"Fuck you." - Anonymous.

 

[vodkazvictim]

You can't make an Omelette without breaking eggs.
-Lenin

 

[LiveLaughFuck]

"This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie “The Never Ending Story.”" - Lionel Hutz

"Well, he’s kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly” and replace “dog” with “son.”" - Lionel Hutz

 

[Moonchild22]

"He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life." - Homer Simpson

(ah, I just realized I'm following a Simpsons quote with a Simpsons quote. Oh well)

 

[vodkazvictim]

Quantity has a quality all of it's own; Josef Stalin.
What happened to Moonchilds nice-but-scary-at-the-same-time avatar?

 

[bustybbwlover]

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
-J.R.R. Tolkien

 

[Moonchild22]

Quantity has a quality all of it's own; Josef Stalin.
What happened to Moonchilds nice-but-scary-at-the-same-time avatar?

Yeah.