Favorite insults

[gloyster]

Oh I do have some strange insults sometimes gloysters. I think the best ones I use are normal though.

Like...

Asswhipe
Assclown
Fudgepacker
Cockface

 

[Tittyman5000]

Your a Fuckin Ugly Inbred Douche Bag Dumb Ass Idiot! How's That Stupid MuthaFucker? :thefinger

 

[Hot Mega]

gloyster.

 

[Jagger69]

^
LOL....

How about "fuckwad"? I heard someone call someone else "dicknose" the other day....thought that was pretty original.

 

[STDiva]

Your ****** wears army boots.

Jerk.

 

[Deepcover]

Etc
Etc...and
Etc...

 

[gunslingingbird]

I usually say whatever comes to mind at the moment. I've come up with some really creative insults in the past.

 

[LukeEl]

I don't make monkeys I just train them ah ha ha!

 

[SlamJack]

Bite Me!

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Your mum works at mcdonalds.

p.s can i please meet you Gloyster. it seems like it would be very interesting to meet you. I mean judging by your posts you must be an interesting man.

 

[lurkingdirk]

When someone does something extremely stupid I like to say:

"that's something gloyster would say."

It generally reduces people to tears.

 

[Ike Stain]

I'm more a fan of the backhanded compliment. Like

"I'd rather be up here FreeOnes that with the finest people in all the world."

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'm more a fan of the backhanded compliment. Like

"I'd rather be up here FreeOnes that with the finest people in all the world."

Why thank you, Ike. I really...


Wait...You cockholster...I see what you did there.

 

[YMIHERE]

What Gloyster doesn't know can't hurt him. He's must be invincible.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Your a ********, Odd Todd. I loathe you!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

turd burglar
**** stabber
asshead
douche bag
Spiro Agnew (It's an anagram of something really funny and a really unfunny politician)

 

[Death-Proof-69]

douche canoe has a nice ring to it

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Fucking pato!

 

[Patrick_S]

Retard, like in "people who speak of themself in third person are retarded".

 

[Death-Proof-69]

cockstain...