fake tits- yuck or yum?

[Icewater Jones]

Very few boob jobs end up making the girl look good... 95% are a mistake IMO



And the culture surrounding it is completely fucked up.

^^^^^THIS^^^^^


Very few women follow the grade A boobjob rules, and if the new tits aren't gonna be top notch, you've just wasted a couple thousand bucks. In order for them to be YUM, there are certain rules that must be abided by:

Weight: You must have BODY FAT. Natural breasts are mostly fat to begin with, so without it, you run into a lot of pitfalls with new tits. If you're less than 110 lbs, consider a burger or two before new tits.

Sizing: Too many chicks don't take their own natural size into consideration... they just want DD's. Even midgets want to be a D-cup. One size doesn't fit all.

Original Equipment: Why put a full body kit on an Enzo? Understand what you got before to alter it. No boobjob has ever made a good pair of naturals better. PERIOD.

Surgeon: You get what you pay for. Quit taking the cheap-ass way out, ladies! There are still way too many cut-rate doctors in Ecuador still in business.

Follow Good Examples: FreeOnes is great because of all the OSCMs that are available. A lot of them here have GRADE A boobjobs, so it may be a good thing to PM them for advice and direction before just hopping in the car with DD's on your mind. GotGisele, Mariah Milano, and others are here... use em'!

 

[fakieflips86]

It's pointless to be into real boobs in porn, all these girls eventually get boobjobs and you get butthurt. It's a vicious cycle.

Fake boobs r awesome.

 

[choosenone]

I had the pleasure lol , to lick "fake" boobs but the operation was so well made that were looking and feeling like real ones.

 

[xfire]

well, I don't know- thats why I asked if the sterotype was true- Americans (US) have a reputation in the rest of the world of having an obsession with fake tits- true or false? you tell me?

Yeah, because all Americans are the same, right? Fail.

I like her little butterfly twat better than her tits.

http://galleries.earlmiller.com/new/Charlie_Lynn_3/010.jpg

 

[dp93]

i love all tits

 

[roronoa3000]

you won't chip your teeth or give your wrists arthritus trying to squeeze her titties

You are an idiot.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

Iam for natural boobs

 

[Nicow]

I do not like artificial breasts, it seems to me the quintessence of bad taste

 

[como7170]

I hate 'em! Always better natural.

 

[copeo]

i love all tits

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

 

[phanto_1985]

Both fake & real = endless cummin on them.We got also save them from this shit named cancer, SAVE THE BOOBIES!!!

 

[Jane Burgess]

Depends on how the fake ones look. I don't like when they are way too big for the ladies body. I saw a lady with fake h boobs and they were gross. I have seen some ladies on Freeones that have really nice implants.

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

I'm all for natural, fake ones quite often just turn me completely off

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

There are bad boob jobs and great boob jobs. I bet there are tits that you'd think were natural, but in reality, are fake. Bad boob jobs are enough to make some guys turned off by fake titties but guaranteed you've seen tits that you thought were hot and natural, but they in fact were fake. They were just done really really well.

IMO, if you have great natural boobs, then fuck yeah, keep them. But a good boobjob trumps ugly natural tits anyday. When a doctor knows what he's doing and girls are realistic with their goals, then fake tits can look fucking amazing.

 

[waxer]

You are an idiot.

I am not the one who gets sexually aroused by two pieces of plastic. Do you have a blow up doll as well?

 

[waxer]

There are bad boob jobs and great boob jobs. I bet there are tits that you'd think were natural, but in reality, are fake. Bad boob jobs are enough to make some guys turned off by fake titties but guaranteed you've seen tits that you thought were hot and natural, but they in fact were fake. They were just done really really well.

IMO, if you have great natural boobs, then fuck yeah, keep them. But a good boobjob trumps ugly natural tits anyday. When a doctor knows what he's doing and girls are realistic with their goals, then fake tits can look fucking amazing.

Fair points, I guess if the job is good enough that no-one knows its fake then I would get your point. The problem I see, well not a problem, just an observation, is that many posters here- particularly the American ones, seem to love the real fake look ones. When that is the case, it seems to me they are sexually aroused by pieces of plastic and not the real female form. might as well be turned on by girls holding two beach balls.

 

[roronoa3000]

I am not the one who gets sexually aroused by two pieces of plastic. Do you have a blow up doll as well?

Fair points, I guess if the job is good enough that no-one knows its fake then I would get your point. The problem I see, well not a problem, just an observation, is that many posters here- particularly the American ones, seem to love the real fake look ones. When that is the case, it seems to me they are sexually aroused by pieces of plastic and not the real female form. might as well be turned on by girls holding two beach balls.

you won't chip your teeth or give your wrists arthritus trying to squeeze her titties

None of those make sense. I repeat, idiot.

I bet there are tits that you'd think were natural, but in reality, are fake.

i.e. Brandy Robbins, Carmella Bing, Eva Angelina, etc.

 

[waxer]

None of those make sense. I repeat, idiot.
i.e. Brandy Robbins, Carmella Bing, Eva Angelina, etc.

I guess if someone is a moron , but doesn't know it, then they can enjoy themselves in blissful peace. Kinda like if your playing with fake tits and don't know it. The time to call in a psychologist is when you know your a moron, but still behave like one. Or perhaps, you know your playing with plastic, but it still gets your dick hard.

 

[roronoa3000]

 

[waxer]

wakey wakey hands off snakey. At least I don't run crying to the moderators for being called names, unlike a certain person who may have been deceased on arrival. lol. Anyway, Brandy Robins, Carmella bling look deformed to me, I am not into aliens. The last one looks the least deformed. If your going to try to convince me, then you need to come up with way better than that- in my opinion of course. (not meaning to insult anyone)