The Top 10 is as follows............
(1) I had ****** out after seeing flashing lights in the distance, which I believed to be UFOs. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.
(2) I was in the airport's flight path, and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.
(3) I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.
(4) There was a strong wind behind my car which pushed me over the limit.
(5) My friend had just chopped his own fingers off, and I was rushing the digits to hospital.
(6) The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.
(7) I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.
(8) A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.
(9) There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.
(10) The only way I could demonstrate that my clutch was faulty was to accelerate madly.

(1) I had ****** out after seeing flashing lights in the distance, which I believed to be UFOs. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.
(2) I was in the airport's flight path, and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.
(3) I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.
(4) There was a strong wind behind my car which pushed me over the limit.
(5) My friend had just chopped his own fingers off, and I was rushing the digits to hospital.
(6) The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.
(7) I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.
(8) A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.
(9) There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.
(10) The only way I could demonstrate that my clutch was faulty was to accelerate madly.