Excuses being caught by a speed camera

Union Jax

Banned
The Top 10 is as follows............

(1) I had ****** out after seeing flashing lights in the distance, which I believed to be UFOs. The flash of the camera brought me round from my trance.

(2) I was in the airport's flight path, and I believe the camera was triggered by a jet overhead, not my car.

(3) I had a severe bout of diarrhoea and had to speed to a public toilet.

(4) There was a strong wind behind my car which pushed me over the limit.

(5) My friend had just chopped his own fingers off, and I was rushing the digits to hospital.

(6) The vibrations from the surfboard I had on the roof rack set off the camera.

(7) I had to rush my dying hamster to the vets.

(8) A violent sneeze caused a chain reaction where my foot pushed down harder on the accelerator.

(9) There was a suspected case of foot and mouth and I had to rush to see the cow concerned.

(10) The only way I could demonstrate that my clutch was faulty was to accelerate madly.

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