Exclusive Freeones Interviews With Interesting Members

[lurkingdirk]

Lurkingdirk interviews Jagger69

1. If you could turn on any sport, what would you choose to watch?
Tough question because I am a true sports nut....I love almost any athletic competition but if forced to pick just one it would have to be college football. It's just awesome in every respect (except for the BCS but let's not get me started on that....). Baseball would be a very close second....so much subtle strategy and nuance....and such rich history and tradition. Love it!

2. What type of car do you drive?
My everyday car is a 2011 Ford Escape. It's a company car....very nondescript but an excellent utility vehicle for my profession. However, I own an awesome '69 Jaguar XKE that was left to me by a deceased uncle that I keep garaged and drive only on special occasions. It's my pride and joy! (a huge hint for any of you ever wondered how I chose my Freeones nickname )

3. Did you graduate college? If yes, what did you study?
Yes. Most of my efforts in college were spent chasing pussy, drinking beer and smoking dope so going to class was really just a necessary distraction from my real interests. I took all of the "-ologies" so I ended up with a BA....history major. Once out in the real world, I quickly found out there's no money in history so I stumbled into a sales opportunity many years ago and that remains my occupation to this day.

4. How did you come to be a member on FreeOnes?
I stumbled across the website doing a Google search back in 2005. When my search took me there, it was pretty much "Whoa....where the hell has this been?? This is pretty fucking cool!" and I have been a loyal member ever since. It's a rare day that I don't log on and give at least a cursory look at what's new.

5. What is your favourite cuisine?
I love many different types of foods and am always willing to experiment but I would have to say that Italian is my absolute favorite. My wife and I both love to cook and her library of Italian dishes is quite expansive. She makes a rigatoni dish that has artichoke hearts, mushrooms, red peppers and black olives in a light marinara sauce that is absolutely outrageous! I want some right now!!

6. How will you be spending Christmas?
Thanksgiving was mayhem at the Jagger domicile and we had a houseful of people so we are taking a really laid back approach to Christmas. Christmas Eve will be spent with just me and the wife exchanging special gifts (she's getting a sapphire necklace that is a virtual lock to get me laid! ). We'll have a few family members over on Christmas and we'll pig out on some of my wife's outstanding sauerbraten and potato pancakes with sour cream gravy (we love German food too! ). I may also have a beer or two (or three or four or....)


Lurkingdirk wants some of your wife's outstanding sauerbraten and potato pancakes with sour cream gravy.

:yummie:

 

[Shifty]

Nice.

Who's next?

 

[StanScratch]

Nice one, dirk and Jagger.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Doesn't Jagger get to do the next one again? Isn't that how this works? The interviewee becomes the interviewer? How many questions can I ask in one post? Do you find nothing but questions annoying? Can we cuddle?

 

[squallumz]

vewy intewesting

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Can we cuddle?

Sure.

:Kiss:

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Again i found that a great read

 

[Jagger69]

Ok, here's my interview with that famed Scotsman....bigmanharris!

1) What are your favorite things about living in Scotland? Conversely, what do you dislike about about living there?
I love living in Scotland, whether you are in the vibrant and busy streets of Glasgow or the Beautiful scenery of the highlands. Scotland is a lovely place to live. Conversely there are not a lot of things i don't like here. Perhaps the winter weather or the neds(non educated delinquent's, who are very tame compared to some of the gangs you hear about in the U.S.A or in Canada). I bought a glass recently. People from Glasgow sent in suggestions about what Glasgow is to them, the suggestions would then be put onto the glass. Some of my favourites are: " The friendliest city in the world" and " making a friend for life in seconds".
Scotland is a great place to visit, i love it so dearly

2) After all these centuries, do the Scots still hate the English? Expound please.
I'm sure you could find many Scots that hate the English, that's why independence is such a hot topic. However, i don't hate the English. I don't like when some English people include Scotland when things go bad but when things are good, there is no mention of the country that i love. Taking the English riots as an example, there were some English journalists who may say Britian is rioting, when in truth it was just England. When i say i support anyone but England in football competitions, it's really just banter. Perhaps out of jealousy that Scotland never make it or the fact that a lot of English people in the past have said "we will win the world cup" since they won it once over 60 years ago.

3) Are you married or are you involved in a romantic relationship? Explain please.
I have a wonderful girlfriend at the moment, who i have been dating for a couple of months. I have had various girlfriends in the past and i'm still young. I'm just looking for the right person while enjoying life. I am also looking forward to having children in the future.

4) Have you ever worn a kilt or played the bagpipes? Sorry, that's the American stereotype of a Scot!
I have worn a few kilts in my time. Wheter it be at a wedding, a Scotland match or at my first communion. If you go comando, there is nothing like the feeling of wearing a kilt. I only really wear a kilt if it a special occasion, as do most other Scots

5) What do you do for a living?
I am currently a student. I have a bachelors degree in engineering and i am currently studying for my masters. I do odd part time jobs to try and stay out of debt, currently i work as a waiter in a Glasgow restaurant.

6) Do you have any hobbies? If so, what are they?
I enjoy playing football and rugby. They are quite physical sports and they keep me in shape. Other than that i go to the gym and i love to cook.

7) What is it about soccer....er, football that makes it so appealing in your estimation?
Football is the biggest sport in Scotland and the Uk. My dad took me to a game when i was younger and i loved it, the passion and emotion inside the stadium was incredible. When you see a player like Messi play, it is hard not to be amazed by his quick feet and vast array of skills. Football isn't just kicking a ball up and down a field, the tactics that managers can use are endless and José Mourinho is a man who uses this to full effect. It isn't so big in the U.S.A and Canada because young people grow up watching baseball or American football. I just love the feeling of steping inside a football stadium and watching a great game.

8) If you had an opportunity to visit another country, where would it be and why?
This is a tough question as there are so many great places to visit. If i was going to a country to see football stadiums, i would go to places like Spain, Italy and Germany but in all honesty i would probably choose America. There are a few states and cities that i would like to visit, New York being one. I enjoy cultural places as well as more lively ones. Just in the last few years, i went to Cuba. I wanted to go before it all changed, and i must say that although the high humidity was a killer for someone from Scotland, i really enjoyed it. Seeing how they made the cigars and looking at all the old buildings and cars.

9) Scots are typified in America as being thrifty to a fault. Would you consider that to be a fair assessment or not?
I think that is an older stereotype more than anything. There will be some some Scots that are very tight when it comes to money. But i'm sure there are afew that will say, if you have the money, you should buy something nice. I think the global recession showed many Scots that you can't always save money, as there is no guarantee that it will be there forever.

10) Who is the person you most admire in today's world?
In the past i would have said someone like Tommy Burns, the way he lived his life was a great influence. It's harder now though. Many young boys and girls look up to footballers as the celebrity culture rises and comes forward into the spotlight. Instead of wanting to be a doctor or someone who can make a real difference, young people just want to be famous. The problem is, so many of the footballers we have today cheat on their wives and girlfriends. It's just not the best person to look up to.
Being honest i would say my mum and dad. I feel that my parents raised me correctly and i would never think of doing anything wrong now. Like cheating on a girlfriend for example, I don't think anyone deserves to be hurt like that

OK, good job BMH! Now it's your turn to interview someone else. :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Huh. I thought BMH was a total tool. Turns out he's moderately interesting.

Nicely done to both of you. :hatsoff:

 

[Henrik Larsson]

I'll try and come up with some questions, although i don't know how good they will be. I also need to think of someone to interview.

If you want an interview send me a pm. Otherwise i'll just choose a random name.
The questions will be the hard part

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Nice interview Jagger and bigmanharris. I enjoued reading it. :thumbsup:
In my opinion, the best so far...

 

[feller469]

Well done, fellers.

 

[Eric Lindros]

Nice interview guys :thumbsup:

 

[larss]

Just one minor point, BMH. We (the English) won the world cup in 1966, which is 45 years ago, not "over 60".

Good interview otherwise.

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Sorry it took so long guys, i've had quite a lot to do recently

Anyway here it is. Bmh interviews maleonetwo

1)What made you become a member here at FreeOnes?
I needed the ID of a girl. I was wanting it for a long time so I figured I'd ask here. I think it was Bartscha. I still want to fuck the hell out of her.

2)What is your current occupation
I just finished medical school. Trying to find a job now.

3)What do like about being a German and living in Germany?
That's a difficult question. I've never lived in another country so I can't compare. Germany is a great nation. Or it was. It gets worse every day. Thanks to so many immigrants and the EU.
But Germany is a safe country to live in. We have a secured social and medical system. No one needs to hunger or die because of insufficient medical help.
We have good laws and fair rules for everyone. Everything has it's order and everyone can live the way he wants without having to fear of monitoring or prosecution. We just need some harder laws for murderers and rapists and so on. We need the death penalty back.
There are just a few countries that I'd want to live in other than Germany

4)What do you feel it is that attracts you to shemales and would you rather date a shemale or a girl?
First I want to say that "shemale" is only a term for porn. They're actually transsexual or transgender girls. Or simply girls for me. Shemale is kinda an offensive term for ts girls outsifde of porn.
Okay I know this wasn't the question, but I had to tell you guys.
What attracts me to "them"? I'm a hetero male, so I'm attracted by beautiful girls. "Shemales" are girls for me so they're no exception from this
logic. And they're best of both worlds. I love to see a beautiful penis on a girl. Dunno why.
If I found a girl (shemale) like Bailey Jay or Amy Daly I'd rather date them than any other "genetic" girl.
The only sad part about "shemales" is that they can't get pregnant. Oh god can you imagine a pregnant "shemale"?! :drool2:

5)How did you come to choose your username? Explain please
Oh god that's a little embarrassing. When Monique Alexander was still my #1 goddess (pre-boobjob) I liked to say it was because of Monique Alexander and 12 because so many people have numbers in their names.
But actually I didn't plan on staying long here. I just wanted that ID. I never joined a board before let alone an English speaking board. I didn't know how cool FreeOnes was and I found it creepy to join a porn board. I even entered a wrong email before cause I didn't want to enter one true bit of my person since it had to do with porn. I just wasn't sure if FreeOnes (a PORN site) is reliable and trustworthy.
So back to my username. I just didn't know what to chose. I didn't have a nickname. And since I didn't want to stay here, I didn't want to use a name that I could use for other sites as well. So I was thinking and thinking and then thought a porn site is about body parts and sex(es) so I just entered what I am. A male. one two because so many members have numbers in their names. Actaully only one. But I had to signup again beause I entered a wrong email at first. So this was kinda my second account. So male one and then two.:o

6)What is your favourite genre of music and is there a performer that you like best?
I actually listen to almost every kind of music. It totally depends on my mood. My current favorite performer is Bruno Mars

7)If you had the time and money to visit another country or place, where would it be?
There are a few places I'd love to visit. If I had the money I'd visit almost every country in the world. Just because.
Places I'd like to visit most are
New York (mostly because of Cindy and the Jets) (I'd also love to see other stadiums in the USA and watch as many football games as possible)
London (especially for London 2012 - Olympic games) And I would LOVE to see some games live in those great stadiums in England. Chelsea, Arsenal, ManU, Liverpool. I want to visit every of those stadiums once and watch a game there.
Canada - Vancouver for the great landscape.
Sydney would be cool too.
And of course my favorite city San Francisco

8)Finally. What do you love so much about Thomas O'Malley and what is it that makes the two of you have so many light hearted arguments? Explain please
His name is Rolf now!
I don't know. It all started me making fun of him cause he's Belgian. I mean c'mon, Belgian! So funny haha. That's just an inferior nation to us Germans. He is inferior! I just have respect for him to speak so many languages. But that's just because he doesn't belong to any nation really. The Belgians tried to find the right nation for them by learning their language, but no nation wanted them.
Then there's my girl Briana. He always tries to get in between us and getting noticed by her.
Actually he's just a creepy old perv and a fag who wants my ass.
He makes fun of my admiration for "shemales". Only that I don't care. He just tries to hide what a big fag he is by making fun of girls with cock. He's jealous.
And I play with him cause he doesn't have anybody else.

You can now interview someone else maley

 

[Eric Lindros]

Great interview BMH...good questions for maley :thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Nicely done, gentlemen. I hope M12 is quicker on the next interview than I was.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

That was fun reading until question 8, but I have to admit, good interview guys.
Just one thing, do I hold the right to give an honest answer on question 8, because it's obvious Maley didn't dare to tell the truth.

 

[vodkazvictim]

SQUALLUMZ!!!

1) I like your name. What bought you to Freeones and what inspired your choice of name?

oh god, isn't it awful? when i picked it it was a play on "squall" from final fantasy 8. ive always been a fan of rpgs even though that was a lame one looking back. but then i thought id make it stupid and at the cutsie "umz" since i didnt plan on sticking around and becoming one of the big time regulars on the board. so now im stuck with it. i suppose its kinda grown on me. FOs is the only place i use it. as far as the board, i obviously must have been looking for porn, i think with my girl. we used to print out pictures at work and use up all their ink. dont recall who or what though. we were really into jenna haze, charlie laine, and young alektra blue at the time. been here ever since.

2) You talk of your girlfriend not enjoying brown love and you hosted Sabrina Deep at your house... How do these two things go together? One would assume that somebody sexually adventurous enough to allow a pornstar to stay in her home (and things must've got quite adventurous, because if I remember correctly you had to clean spunk off the curtains...) would be adventurous enough to go for anal...

double uhg. no, my woman wont give up her ass. it drives me fucking nuts! we've tried it twice and i got halfway up there once. she got me with the old "it hurts" block. what can i do? i have to get her sloppy drunk and try it again sometime. i beg for it all the time. i think she rather enjoys teasing me with it since shes got this great ass. i mean, its perfect and she knows it. i did say to myself a while back, ill live if she either lets me fuck her in the ass or cum on her face. at least she does take it on the face.

as far as sabrina's visit goes, my girl and i are pretty cool about sex and stuff. i mean, we both watch porn together occasionally and we've even talked about swinging. that's something we will get into sooner or later. sex is just sex with us so its all good. having a real pornstar over was very exciting for her and me. more so her you could say. she was so excited it was cute. i do admit, i was zeroing in on possibly getting sabs amazing ass since my girl wont gimme hers and she said i could have sabs, but i didnt get it. sadly. maybe next time! i'll (we'll) be seeing her again very soon anyway. oh, to feel a womans ass.. fucking a. i want it!

3) What is your earliest memory?

that's a good one. i have memories that im not even sure happened to be honest. i remember being in a high chair once eating spaghetti. i mean, how old are you when you're in a fucking high chair? i remember preschool too but only flashes. i love my memories though, real or not. im a very nostalgic person.

4) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

ive become to understand that i lack self confidence. its becoming a real issue with me. ive been dreaming about it. im not sure when this happened but its starting to bother me. to combat it, im actively getting in better shape, playing some sports and laser tag (i got the coolest guns for that), practicing some sword arts (got a couple katanas for chirstmas), and putting myself in more social situations (like tabletop gaming). ive always been god awful in social settings, a real lone wolf. i've always struggled with depression despite the fact that life isnt bad right now. i dont get why i still get depressed. to get over my own self-loathing would be really awesome.

5) Think of the way you behave on Freeones. Why do you persist in participating in the Freeones forum and what shapes your behaviour here?

yeah, im a dick sometimes but its always in sarcasm and in humour. nothing is ever meant to be serious or hurtful. its always just funny to me. ive always been one to follow a different path than most. i've always strived to be different, an i've always been critical of the majority and im sure that shows. basically, i was raised on punk rock. so you can say im still a punk rocker even though ive toned down the look. i mean, ive been in a few punk bands. i've always used the board to express the true side of myself. ive always loved the board because everything goes. you cant talk about the nba, gardening, and say that you want to fuck sasha grey and cum in her ass on the same forum anywhere else without getting shunned and banned. ive been banned from aquarium forums for that shit. and for cussing. i used to be a fucking fisherman at sea and i cant cuss about my fucking goldfish? suck a dick! besides, people are in denial about sexuality everywhere except for freeones. i love this community, i really do.

6) Can you remember the first words you said to your woman? What were they?

yeah, god what a night that was. met her at a high school dance. mind you, i was already out of school when i went and some other chick thaty liked me who was in school invited me to go to it. and mind you also that i fucking HATE dances. i saw her sitting all be herself and told her, (regarding blink 182 playing in the background)"this is not punk rock." then i teased her for awhile ignoring the girl that actually took me out. she was so cute an anti-social. she hit me back later on aol instant messenger and i made fun of her for liking korn. and the rest is history. i been hitting that for like 8 years and im about to again tonight. my house guest is gone and ima hit that all over the house. i was about to tap that on my couch the other night when we were interrupted. but.. thats another interview. or an erotic tale... hmm.

7) If you were to die tomorrow, what is the thing you would most regret not having done. Why therefore have you not already done it?

another good one. god, im not even sure. off the top of my head, a threesome with my girl including a friend of ours (a girl) or some other chick. id also like to DP a girl with someone. retiring in minnesota or someplace with tons of lakes like canada that my girl and i could fish on all day and live the easy life, and boning sasha grey. why havent i? we almost did, twice but shes not ready ready YET.. getting there. but not pushing it. never push it. i havent found someone who wants to share.. im too young to retire (though id love to), and sasha doesnt know i exist. but man, they things id do to her. i swear to god!



Note: No harm was intended for Squallumz or his feelings during this interview. No animals were harmed during this interview apart from the live mouse I fed to my pet snake while I forced it's litter to watch.
For my services in providing this interview to Freeones I formally bill Freeones and all members $50.00 per word.
Squallumz owes me $35,000 for publicity service fees.
All rights reserved, drunk-fuck publications, which year is it again?

 

[squallumz]

i was so young then. :o